{"product_id":"raf-piano-player-dpm-t-shirt","title":"RAF Piano Player T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eRAF Piano Player, Don't Tell My Mum\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome jobs you tell your mum about, and some you let her believe were a lot more respectable than the truth. For the old hand who wore camo long before it turned up on a high street rail, and still keeps a straight face when the subject comes up.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRAF Piano Player Joke Every Serving Family Knows\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe gag runs that you told your mother you played piano in a house of ill repute rather than admit you had joined up, because somehow that sounded like the safer career. It lands hardest with the DPM crowd who wore the pattern for real, long before it became a fashion statement in shop windows. As a veteran-owned brand, we get why this particular joke never gets old at a reunion. Printed on strong 180gsm heavyweight cotton, it has the heft to survive years of being worn and washed rather than fading after a couple of outings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind The Piano Player Line\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eService humour works best when it is dry and slightly self-deprecating, and this one nails that tone perfectly. It suits the RAF veteran with a wicked sense of timing and anyone who appreciates a punchline aimed squarely at themselves. Each shirt carries a high-definition direct-to-garment print, so the wording stays crisp and legible through wash after wash. Anyone after more forces humour in the same vein can browse our range of \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/raf-gifts\"\u003eRAF gifts\u003c\/a\u003e for other lines that only the initiated truly get.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRAF Piano Player Tee That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA joke shirt still has to be a good shirt, and this one earns its place in the drawer. Backed by more than 16,000 verified reviews, buyers tell us the quality shows the instant they pick it up. The long, generous fit sits comfortably on any physique, which matters for a shirt worn to squadron reunions, the pub, or a family do where you can watch a relative slowly work out exactly what it means.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRAF Piano Player T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the RAF Piano Player t shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe RAF Piano Player t shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and finished with a high-definition direct-to-garment print. The heavier cotton holds its shape over time, and the DTG method keeps the wording sharp and fade-resistant through repeated washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the sizing run on this DPM humour shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing on this DPM humour shirt runs true to standard for most customers, with a long and generous cut. Check the size chart before ordering, and if you prefer a closer fit consider sizing down, as the body is cut on the roomier side rather than fitted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow soon does it ship and can the piano player joke be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrders are produced within 1 to 2 days and then ship within a 1 to 3 day window from our veteran-owned workshop. The piano player wording is printed as shown and cannot be personalised, since the joke is fixed as part of the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is the RAF Piano Player shirt really for?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis shirt suits RAF veterans and serving personnel with a dry sense of humour, especially the DPM generation who wore the pattern before it was fashionable. 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