{"product_id":"oldi-funny-sweatshirt","title":"Oldi Sweatshirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFunny Sweatshirt, Oldi Not Oldie\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou have reached the age where getting up off the sofa involves a noise you did not choose to make. Oldi says it out loud before anyone else gets the chance, and it says it with a wink rather than an apology.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Love that I'm buying from a family-owned company. I wasn't disappointed. Outstanding quality and Service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Martin B.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOver 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlenty of sweatshirts at this price start bobbling after a few washes. Ours is 280gsm, an 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester blend, soft cotton-faced on the inside. Twin needle stitching at the seams, a taped neck so nothing rubs, and WRAP certified production behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great shirt, great quality and I highly recommend.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Sue W.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e80% ringspun cotton\/20% polyester, a proper heavyweight blend built to last season after season.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eGenerous fit - Previous customers say it fits both men and women well, and roomy enough that it goes over a shirt without a fight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eWeight, a nice and thick 280gsm that feels premium and keeps the cold out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eSoft cotton-faced fabric - warm as toast.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eTaped neck – more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eTwin needle stitching for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eWRAP Certified Production – no sweatshops.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFunny Sweatshirt For The Man Who Has Stopped Pretending\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOldi lands because it does not moan about getting older, it just states the position and moves on. The man wearing it has already made peace with the fact that he now checks the weather before agreeing to anything, and he finds the whole business quite funny. He has a chair. Everybody knows it is his chair. He has opinions about the correct way to load a dishwasher and he will share them whether asked or not. A word like Oldi suits him because it is short, blunt and slightly cheeky, which is exactly how he talks. It works as a gift because you are not calling him past it, you are joining in with the joke he already makes about himself. At 280gsm this is a proper heavyweight, so it holds up to being worn on repeat through autumn and winter, which is what will happen. If you want more in the same vein, browse the wider range of \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/graphic-sweatshirts\"\u003egraphic sweatshirts\u003c\/a\u003e and pick the one that fits the man best.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind The Oldi Joke\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe gag turns on a single missing letter. Oldie is what people call him behind his back, and Oldi is what he calls himself first, which takes all the sting out of it. There is something quietly confident about wearing the label before anybody hands it to you. He is not chasing the version of himself from thirty years ago and he is not sulking about it either. The kids find it funny, the grandkids find it funny, and he gets to sit there enjoying the fact that everybody in the room understands the joke without a word being said. That is the kind of humour that works best on a garment, because it does its job across the room. The print is done using direct-to-garment printing, which puts the wording in cleanly and keeps it sharp through wash after wash rather than cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFunny Sweatshirt That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlenty of age-related gifts try too hard. They stack on the tired jokes about bad knees and hearing aids, and the person opening it smiles politely and puts it in a drawer. Oldi does the opposite. One word, no explanation, and it will get worn to the shops on Saturday morning. That matters, because a joke garment is only worth buying if it actually leaves the wardrobe. Over 16,400 verified reviews back the quality side of it, so this is not a novelty item that goes shapeless after three washes. It is a proper warm layer for the man who has earned the right to be comfortable, and the joke is just a bonus he gets to carry around with him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFunny Sweatshirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is this funny sweatshirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe funny sweatshirt is made from an 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester blend at a thick 280gsm, which is why it feels substantial rather than flimsy. The Oldi wording is applied using direct-to-garment printing for a sharp finish, and the soft cotton-faced inside keeps it warm through winter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the sizing work on this sweatshirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing on this sweatshirt is unisex and runs true to standard sizing for most customers, so you can order the size he normally wears. Check the size chart against a jumper he already likes before ordering, since the unisex fit sits slightly roomier through the body than a fitted style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen will my order ship and can the Oldi design be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour Oldi order takes 1 to 2 production days before it leaves us, then a shipping window of 1 to 3 days on top. Personalisation is not available on this design, since the joke works on the single word exactly as it is printed and adding a name would blunt it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is the Oldi design actually for?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOldi suits the man who already jokes about his own age before anyone else does, usually a dad, grandad or a mate hitting a milestone birthday. It works well for retirement parties and big-number birthdays because it reads as self-aware rather than as a dig, which is why it gets worn rather than shelved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lion Legion","offers":[{"title":"X-Small \/ Jet Black","offer_id":40334644838446,"sku":"JH030-JBK-XS","price":32.19,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Jet Black","offer_id":40334644871214,"sku":"JH030-JBK-S","price":32.19,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Jet Black","offer_id":40334644903982,"sku":"JH030-JBK-M","price":32.19,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Jet Black","offer_id":40334644936750,"sku":"JH030-JBK-L","price":32.19,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large \/ Jet Black","offer_id":40334644969518,"sku":"JH030-JBK-XL","price":32.19,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X-Large \/ Jet 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