{"product_id":"older-i-get-cockerels-screaming-t-shirt","title":"Older I Get T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eOlder I Get, Why Cockerels Start The Day Screaming\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere comes a morning when waking up feels less like a fresh start and more like a rude interruption, and suddenly the rooster has a point. The joke lands hardest with anyone who greets the alarm with a groan and a strong opinion about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOlder I Get With A Firm Word For The Morning\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCut for the person who has fully lost patience with early starts and finally found a shirt that agrees with them. The gag works because it hands you an unlikely ally, a bird notorious for making a racket at dawn suddenly reframed as entirely reasonable. It suits the wearer who considers 7am an act of aggression and treats the first cup of tea as life support. There is a weary honesty to it, the kind that raises a knowing laugh from anyone who has aged into a deep suspicion of mornings. Sitting on 180gsm cotton, it has the reassuring heft to match a mood that does not do bright and breezy. Slot it in with our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-t-shirts\"\u003efunny slogan tees\u003c\/a\u003e and let the rooster do the complaining for you. It is the shirt for the reluctant early riser who thinks the cockerel had the right idea all along.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind The Screaming Cockerel Line\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe joke works by pinning a very human frustration on an animal, so the wearer gets to grumble about mornings while pretending to sympathise with a bird. It suits the person who has grown grumpier about sleep with every passing year, the one who guards a lie-in like treasure and resents anything that shortens it. There is a knowing self-awareness to it, an admission that the tolerance for early starts drops sharply somewhere in the middle years. That relatable wince is why it reads so well across a room of tired grown-ups. Backed by more than 16,000 verified reviews, it turns a shared morning misery into an easy laugh. It is the shirt for anyone whose favourite part of the day is the bit before they have to get up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOlder I Get That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA wordy gag has to stay perfectly readable, because a cracked or faded slogan makes the punchline hard work. Direct-to-garment printing keeps every line of the joke crisp and clear through wash after wash, no peeling, no ghosting, no tired grey blur by the summer. The longer the slogan, the more it needs to hold its sharpness, and that is exactly how it lasts. Pick from a colour range that suits both the quiet grumbler and the louder one, with a size run that fits every physique properly. Get the fit right and the whole joke reads cleanly across a room, every time you drag yourself out of bed to face another dawn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOlder I Get FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the older I get t shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe older I get t shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) technology for a sharp, fade-resistant finish. Wash it inside out on a cool cycle and the longer slogan stays crisp and fully legible for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the sizing fit on this t shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing runs true to standard for most customers, so your usual size is the safe pick on this t shirt. 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