{"product_id":"not-today-funny-t-shirt","title":"Not Today Funny T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eNot Today T Shirt, Nope\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome days the answer is decided before you even get the question. This is the shirt that says it for you, so you can save your breath and your energy.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ \"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\" (Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOver 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlenty of t shirts at this price go baggy at the neck within a month. Ours is 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous. Seamless twin needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, twin needle sleeves and hem, and a tear-out label instead of the scratchy one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ \"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality.\" (Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eNot Today T Shirt For The Chronically Unavailable\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis tee is for the person whose default setting is a flat, cheerful no. Not angry, not rude, just done. Someone asks if you fancy a favour, a night out, a spot of overtime, and the answer arrives before they have finished the sentence. Nope. Not today. You have reached your limit of being reasonable and you are clocking off early. Printed big and bold on strong 180gsm cotton, it does the refusing so you do not have to open your mouth. It slots right in among the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/grumpy-t-shirts\"\u003egrumpy t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e worn by people who have quietly given up pretending they are up for things.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind Nope, Not Today\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe joke works because it is honest. Everyone has days where the world asks too much and the only reasonable reply is a firm no. Wearing it out loud turns a private mood into a warning that saves everyone time. It is backed by over 16,400 verified five-star reviews, so it holds up as well as your resolve to do absolutely nothing. Wear it to the shops, on the sofa, or anywhere you want people to read the room before they ask.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eNot Today T Shirt That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA one-liner tee only works if the print is bold enough to read across a room and tough enough to survive the wash. This one is direct-to-garment printed so the lettering stays crisp and black wash after wash. The fit is generous and long, which suits a shirt built for lying low and doing nothing in comfort. It is dry, deadpan and gloriously unbothered, exactly like the person wearing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eNot Today T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the Not Today T Shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous so it keeps its shape. The slogan is direct-to-garment printed, which fuses the ink into the fabric for a sharp finish that stays crisp and does not crack or fade with regular washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the sizing come up compared to a standard t shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing runs true to a standard fit for most people, with a slightly longer body than the average high street tee. If you like a roomier feel, take your normal size. 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