{"product_id":"not-short-t-shirt","title":"Fun-Sized T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFunny T Shirt, Not Short Just Fun-Sized\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou have heard every short joke going and you got there first with a better one. Vertically economical, yes, but packed with more personality than people twice your height.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFunny T Shirt For The Proudly Vertically Challenged\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line rebrands being short as a premium feature, and that cheerful spin is exactly why it earns a grin rather than a wince. It takes a lifetime of tiptoe jokes and flips them into a compliment the wearer awards themselves, which is a small act of comedic self-defence anyone under average height will recognise. It sits comfortably among our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-t-shirts\"\u003efunny t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e for people who wear the punchline first. Printed with high-definition DTG so the slogan stays crisp and readable, it keeps its look long after cheap prints have faded and cracked. It is the shirt for the smaller sort who would rather own the joke than duck it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind Fun-Sized\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe gag works because it beats everyone to the obvious remark. Instead of bristling at being called short, the wearer has already reclassified themselves as the fun-sized option, and that pre-emptive cheek is the entire charm. It suits the good-natured shorter person, the one who fires back with a quick line before the tall lot can start. We put it on 180gsm heavyweight cotton because a well-cut, substantial shirt sits far better on a smaller frame than the flimsy stuff that hangs like a tent. It is light-hearted and self-assured rather than defensive, and that easy confidence is what makes it likeable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFunny T Shirt That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA joke tee earns its place only if the shirt itself is worth wearing, and this one holds up. Backed by more than 16,000 verified reviews, the quality is dependable rather than a gamble, and the range runs the full spread of sizes so the fit is right whatever your build. The humour is warm rather than sharp, which keeps it welcome anywhere from the pub to a family do. Choose your colour and you have a shirt that delivers the punchline the moment you walk in, then keeps its shape and colour wash after wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFunny T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is this funny t-shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and printed with high-definition direct-to-garment (DTG) printing. The heavier cotton holds its shape wash after wash, and the DTG method keeps the fun-sized slogan crisp and fade-resistant rather than cracking the way cheaper transfer prints do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the sizing run and will it suit a shorter frame?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing runs true to standard, so your usual size should be right, and a smaller build is well catered for across the range. The cut is long in the body, so if you are shorter you may prefer to size down, and checking the size chart against a shirt you own is the safest way to land the fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen will it ship and can this design be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrders are produced within 1 to 2 days and generally ship within a 1 to 3 day window afterwards. 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