{"product_id":"not-fast-not-furious-t-shirt","title":"Not Fast Not Furious T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eNot Fast Not Furious, Slow Lane And Proud\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou have never once been accused of rushing, and you would not have it any other way. Life is not a race, and you gave up pretending otherwise a long time ago.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eNot Fast Not Furious For The Committed Ambler\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe gag lands the second anyone reads it, because they already know a sloth beats a supercar for your energy levels. It flips a famous action-film title on its head and lands somewhere far more relatable, aimed squarely at the person who treats a lazy Sunday as a lifestyle rather than an accident. You will find plenty more in the same vein among our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-t-shirts\"\u003efunny t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e for people who wear their humour on their chest. Printed with high-definition DTG so the punchline stays crisp and legible, it keeps reading clearly long after cheaper prints have flaked away. It is the shirt for anyone who has ever been told to hurry up and quietly refused.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind The Slowest Shirt In The Drawer\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe whole joke rests on the mismatch between a high-octane reference and a person who does absolutely nothing at speed. That contrast is what gets the smirk, and it is why the design works on the unhurried, the perpetually chilled, and anyone who has made an art form of taking their time. We put it on 180gsm heavyweight cotton because a shirt about relaxing should feel relaxing to wear, substantial and soft rather than papery. It is self-deprecating without being sad, a wink at your own pace rather than an apology for it, and that easy confidence is exactly why people warm to it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eNot Fast Not Furious That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA joke shirt only earns its keep if the shirt underneath is worth wearing, and this one is. Backed by more than 16,000 verified reviews, the quality is dependable rather than a hopeful punt, and the long, generous cut sits well whether you are on the sofa or ambling round the park. The humour is gentle enough for any setting and sharp enough to actually get a laugh, which is a harder balance than it looks. Choose your colour and you have got an everyday favourite that says everything about you before you have said a word, at your own unhurried pace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eNot Fast Not Furious FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is this funny t-shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and printed with high-definition direct-to-garment (DTG) printing. The heavier fabric keeps its shape wash after wash, and the DTG process keeps the slogan crisp and fade-resistant rather than cracking the way cheap transfer prints tend to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the sizing come up on this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing runs true to standard for most people, so your normal size should be spot on. The body is cut long and the fit is generous through the chest, so if you like a slimmer look you can drop a size, and it helps to measure against a shirt you already own.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow quickly does it ship and can the design be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach order is made within 1 to 2 production days and generally ships inside a 1 to 3 day window afterwards. 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