{"product_id":"nicest-asshole-t-shirt","title":"Nicest Asshole Funny T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eNicest Asshole T Shirt, Brutally Honest And Proud\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEveryone knows one bloke who tells the truth nobody asked for and somehow gets away with it. He is rude, he is blunt, and he is still the first one there when you actually need help.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eNicest Asshole T Shirt For The Brutally Honest\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people soften the truth. He delivers it straight, then buys the next round to prove there are no hard feelings. The bold slogan is printed in high-definition DTG, so the message stays as sharp as his tongue. It earns its place among our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-rude-t-shirts\"\u003efunny rude t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e by insulting and complimenting in the same breath.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind The Nicest Asshole Slogan\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe joke lands because it is true: the rudest person in the room is often the most reliable one. ASSHOLE sits big in the middle of the design, so there is no mistaking which word does the heavy lifting. With over 16,000 verified reviews behind us, plenty of nice assholes already own one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eNicest Asshole T Shirt That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA slogan this blunt deserves a shirt with some substance, which is why it is printed on 180gsm heavyweight cotton. The fabric holds its shape, so the message stays front and centre instead of sagging into an apology. Wear it to the pub and let it handle the introductions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eNicest Asshole T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the Nicest Asshole t shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Nicest Asshole t shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) printing, which keeps the bold lettering crisp and fade-resistant. 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