{"product_id":"neil-xmas-present-t-shirt","title":"Neil Xmas Present T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eNeil Xmas Present T Shirt, The Clue Was Always Neil\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEveryone knows a Neil, and everyone knows he is still doing the washing up. He was the answer all along, quietly, at the sink.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOver 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlenty of t shirts at this price go baggy at the neck within a month. Ours is 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous. Seamless twin needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, twin needle sleeves and hem, and a tear-out label instead of the scratchy one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Clue Was Always Neil\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Neil who was the answer all along, sitting quietly in the grid while everyone else chewed their pencil. Obvious in hindsight, as the best clues always are. Neil is the man who always does the washing up. He has always done the washing up. Nobody asked him to, nobody has ever said thank you, and nobody has thought to check whether Neil is alright. This is the Neil printed on 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous, quietly holding the whole evening together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMislaid His K At The Sink\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe clue puts a man down on the floor scrubbing, having mislaid his K, a clever letter-swap that lands him exactly where he always is, at the sink. That devotion to the washing up is the running heart of Neil, as touching as it is funny. Anyone whose Neil has quietly cleared up after everyone knows the small pang the joke brings. That warmth is why Lion Legion has over 16,400 verified five-star reviews.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy This Neil T Shirt Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the Neil who has been doing the washing up for years without thanks, this is the shirt that finally says it. It makes a lovely birthday, Christmas or Father's Day gift, especially pointed from a partner or children saying what they should have said out loud long ago. The direct-to-garment print keeps the clue sharp and fade-resistant, fittingly enough. Browse the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/neil-t-shirts\"\u003efunny Neil t-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e, then choose his colour above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eNeil T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is this Neil t shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous so it keeps its shape instead of sagging at the neck after a month. The Neil crossword design is printed direct-to-garment for crisp, fade-resistant lettering that survives repeated washing, which Neil will personally test. A weighty, lasting shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size should I order in this Neil t shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrder your usual size, it fits true to size for most people. The body runs long and the chest is generous, which suits most builds. If Neil prefers a roomier fit or is between sizes, size up for comfort. Check the size chart before ordering so it is right first time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow quickly will this Neil t shirt arrive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduction takes 1 to 2 working days, then a 1 to 3 day shipping window, with express available at checkout. Every shirt is made to order so it reaches you fresh. The design is not personalised, it ships exactly as shown with the crossword clue printed as the finished artwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is this Neil crossword t shirt best for?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is made for the Neil who does the washing up unasked and mentions it, fairly, twice. Perfect for the dad, partner or mate who quietly keeps everything running while everyone else relaxes. 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