{"product_id":"neil-gift-idea-t-shirt","title":"Neil Gift Idea T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eNeil Gift Idea T Shirt, Formally Classified, Entirely Unique\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe is in the kitchen, he is doing the washing up, and nobody asked him to. Someone has finally given that quiet, thankless devotion a proper scientific name.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,400 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFormally Classified, Entirely Unique\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Neil who has been formally classified as one of a kind, which will come as absolutely no surprise to anyone who has spent more than five minutes in his company. He is the one still at the sink while everyone else is enjoying themselves, and a solemn Latin label is a small, overdue piece of recognition for a man nobody ever quite remembers to thank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind Still Doing The Washing Up\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNeil puts the kettle on, does the dishes without being asked, and will mention it twice, because he has earned twice. Turning that quiet, slightly martyred devotion into a formal scientific classification lets the warmth of the joke land without anyone having to explain it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy This Neil T Shirt Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf your Neil has been quietly doing the washing up for years while nobody said thank you, this is the gift that finally does. It makes a heartfelt birthday, Christmas or Father's Day present that says what should have been said long ago, and the rest sit with the other \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/neil-t-shirts\"\u003efunny Neil t-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eNeil T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is this Neil t shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis Neil t shirt is made from strong 180gsm heavyweight cotton and printed using high-definition direct-to-garment printing for a sharp, fade-resistant finish. The heavier fabric holds its shape far better than the thin shirts most competitors offer, so the mock Latin design stays crisp wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the sizing work on this t shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing on this t shirt runs true for most customers, so your usual size will fit as expected. It is cut to a long length with a generous fit that suits any physique, and we recommend checking the size chart against a t-shirt you already own before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow quickly is it dispatched and can it be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduction takes one to three working days before dispatch, and the shirt is printed in the UK and USA then shipped worldwide with express delivery available at checkout. 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