{"product_id":"my-sex-life-is-like-a-ferrari-funny-t-shirt","title":"My Sex Life T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eSex Life T Shirt, Like A Ferrari\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBold claim on line one, brutal honesty by line five. He set up his own punchline and drove straight into it, because the Ferrari was never coming.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSex Life T Shirt With A Twist In The Tail\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe first three lines sound like a man about to brag. The last two reveal a man who has made peace with reality and decided to get a laugh out of it instead. That swerve from swagger to surrender is the whole joke, and he wears it proudly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind The Ferrari Confession\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComparing your love life to a supercar is the oldest brag going, which is exactly why pulling the rug works so well. He is not sad about it, he is the first one laughing, and that confidence is what makes the line land. It belongs with the rest of our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lionlegion.co.uk\/collections\/funny-t-shirts\"\u003efunny t-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e for men who weaponise their own shortcomings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSex Life T Shirt That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost innuendo tees punch down or try too hard. This one only punches at its owner, which means everyone gets to laugh without anyone getting hurt. Stag dos, lads' holidays, or quiet revenge at a family barbecue when someone asks how the dating is going.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSex Life T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat material is the Sex Life t shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Sex Life t shirt is made from heavyweight 180gsm cotton and printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) printing, so the green and orange lettering stays vivid wash after wash. 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