{"product_id":"martin-gift-idea-t-shirt","title":"Martin Gift Idea T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eMartin Gift Idea T Shirt, Formally Classified, Entirely Unique\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe had the answer the whole time, sitting calmly in the sensible chair, and nobody thought to ask. Someone has finally given that patient, overlooked wisdom a proper scientific name.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,400 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFormally Classified, Entirely Unique\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Martin who has been formally classified as one of a kind, which will come as absolutely no surprise to anyone who has spent more than five minutes in his company. He had the answer all along while everyone talked over him, and a solemn Latin label is the rare bit of recognition that arrives before, rather than long after, it is too late.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind He Knew The Answer\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMartin sits in the sensible chair, sees exactly what is coming and waits, patiently, for a question nobody quite gets round to asking. Turning that quietly tragic correctness into a formal scientific classification lets the joke land without anyone having to point at the irony.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy This Martin T Shirt Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf your Martin has been right about everything for twenty years without anyone listening, this is the gift that finally says so out loud. It is especially fitting for someone he has just proved wrong again, on a birthday or at Christmas, and the rest sit with the other \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/martin-t-shirts\"\u003efunny Martin t-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMartin T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is this Martin t shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis Martin t shirt is made from strong 180gsm heavyweight cotton and printed using high-definition direct-to-garment printing for a sharp, fade-resistant finish. 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