{"product_id":"make-up-your-mind-offensive-t-shirt","title":"Make Up Your Mind T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eMake Up Your Mind, Love You Or The Other Thing\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne minute they are your favourite person alive and the next they have left the milk out again. The shirt says the quiet contradiction out loud, because affection and irritation live about two seconds apart.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMake Up Your Mind For The Gloriously Two-Faced\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome feelings refuse to pick a lane, and this design leans right into that. The top line reads love you, the split line underneath reads f**k you, and both are aimed at the same person on the same day. It suits the partner who is soppy at breakfast and feral by teatime, and the friend who insults you as a term of endearment. The 180gsm weight means it takes the abuse of a big night out and comes back for more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind Love You And The Rest\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe joke lands because everyone has felt both halves at once. The clean line and the filthy line share a garment the way adoration and fury share a relationship, which is to say constantly and without warning. It is for the person who finds polite couples suspicious and thinks a little venom keeps the romance honest. Backed by more than 16,000 verified reviews, it works as a wind-up gift for an other half with a sense of humour, or a private nod to anyone whose love language is a raised eyebrow. Drop it into our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/offensive-t-shirts\"\u003eoffensive t shirt collection\u003c\/a\u003e and it fits right in with the rest of the unfiltered lot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMake Up Your Mind That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRude only works when it is funny rather than nasty, and the contradiction is what keeps this one on the right side of the line. It reads as playful filth, not genuine spite, which is exactly why the right person howls at it instead of taking offence. Printed using DTG, the split wording stays crisp so both halves of the punchline land clean wash after wash. Bold enough to make a gran tut, cheeky enough that she secretly laughs at the milk line.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMake Up Your Mind FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat material and print method is used for this t-shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Make Up Your Mind t-shirt is made from strong 180gsm heavyweight cotton and printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) printing for a sharp, fade-resistant finish. The heavier weight holds its shape wash after wash, which matters for a shirt built for messy nights out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the sizing fit compared to standard t-shirts?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing on this t-shirt runs true for most customers, with a long length and a generous fit that suits most builds. Check the size chart against a shirt you already own before ordering, and size up if you want a looser, roomier drape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow quickly does it ship and can the design be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrders are produced within 1 to 2 days and typically ship within a 1 to 3 day window once printed. This design is not personalised, as the whole gag lives in the exact two-line contradiction, so it is printed as shown.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is the Make Up Your Mind t-shirt actually for?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt suits the couple who bicker for sport and the mate whose affection sounds like an insult. 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