{"product_id":"luna-tick-t-shirt","title":"Luna Tick T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eLuna Tick T Shirt, Know Your Parasites\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome jokes you have to read twice before the groan turns into a grin. A lineup of history's most notorious tyrants, filed neatly under parasites, with a pun lurking in the name itself.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eLuna Tick T Shirt For The Dark-Humour Devotee\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorn by the person whose sense of humour leans towards the bleak, the clever, and the slightly subversive. The design files the world's most infamous despots under parasites, then hides a pun in the title that only clicks once the eye catches it. Built for the wearer who enjoys a joke that makes people think before they laugh, it rewards a second look more than a first glance. The mischief sits in pairing genuinely grim historical figures with the dry, taxonomic framing of a nature chart. Anyone who collects designs with a bit of bite will find their tribe in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/offensive-t-shirts\"\u003eoffensive t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e collection. Printed on heavyweight 180gsm cotton, it is built to last as long as the conversations it tends to start. The wit is dark and deliberate, never softened for the squeamish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind The Parasite Lineup\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe gag works on two levels at once, the visual joke of cataloguing tyrants like pests and the wordplay buried in the name. That double hit is what makes people pause, then groan, then want to show someone else. Built for the wearer who likes their comedy with a sharp edge and a clever twist, it trusts the reader to do a little work. The choice of that final figure, picked partly for the sheer audacity of the haircut, gives the lineup its punchline. The direct-to-garment print keeps every face and label crisp so the detail survives wash after wash, which matters on a design people lean in to study. Backed by more than 16,000 verified reviews, the make holds up to the scrutiny the design invites.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eLuna Tick T Shirt That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA layered joke needs a clean, detailed print, and this one keeps every element sharp. The heavyweight cotton sits long and generous, comfortable for the wearer who wants the design noticed rather than the fit. The DTG print holds the lineup crisp so the faces and labels stay legible through years of wear and washing. It pulls a knowing smirk from the dark-humour crowd and a double-take from everyone still working out the pun, which is precisely the appeal. The tone stays clever and unapologetic throughout, the sort of design that starts a debate at the bar. Wear it where people enjoy a joke that bites, and let the lineup do the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eLuna Tick T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat material and print method is the Luna Tick T Shirt made with?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Luna Tick T Shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton with a direct-to-garment print. The heavier cotton keeps its shape through repeated washing, and the DTG method keeps the detailed lineup and lettering crisp and fade-resistant so every face stays legible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the sizing of this shirt fit compared to standard sizes?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe fit runs true to standard sizing with a long, generous cut, so most customers order their usual size. Check the size chart against a t-shirt you already own, and size up if you prefer a roomier feel across the chest and a little extra length.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen does it ship and can the parasite design be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrders are produced in 1 to 2 days and ship within a 1 to 3 day window. The parasite design is fixed and cannot be personalised, as the lineup and its buried pun are carefully arranged for the joke to land on a second look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is this know your parasites design suited to?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt suits the dark-humour devotee who enjoys a clever, subversive joke that rewards a second glance. 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