{"product_id":"looking-for-mute-funny-t-shirt","title":"Looking For Mute T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eLooking For Mute T Shirt, Button\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome conversations do not need a reply, they need an off switch. This is the shirt for anyone who has spent a meeting quietly searching for the mute button on a real human being.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ \"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\" (Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOver 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlenty of t shirts at this price go baggy at the neck within a month. Ours is 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous. Seamless twin needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, twin needle sleeves and hem, and a tear-out label instead of the scratchy one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ \"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality.\" (Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eLooking For Mute T Shirt For People Who Talk Too Much\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis tee is for the person who spends half their day wishing real life came with a remote control. The colleague who narrates every email out loud. The relative who tells the same story for the ninth time. The stranger on the train taking a call on speaker. You do not want to be cruel, you just want thirty seconds of blessed quiet. Printed big and bold on strong 180gsm cotton, it does the hinting for you, so you can keep scanning the room for that imaginary mute button in peace. It sits comfortably among the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/grumpy-t-shirts\"\u003egrumpy t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e worn by people who love a bit of hush.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind Looking For Mute\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe joke lands because everyone has been trapped in a conversation they would happily pause. Saying it out loud is rude. Wearing it is funny, because the shirt takes the blame and you get to keep smiling and nodding. It is backed by over 16,400 verified five-star reviews, so it holds up as long as the person next to you keeps talking. Wear it to the office, the family gathering, or any waiting room where someone is about to strike up a chat you did not ask for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eLooking For Mute T Shirt That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA one-liner tee only works if the print is bold enough to read across a room and tough enough to survive the wash. This one is direct-to-garment printed so the lettering stays crisp and black wash after wash, long after the conversation has finally ended. The fit is generous and long, comfortable enough to wear through even the longest monologue. It is dry, deadpan and quietly hopeful that everyone will just, for one moment, stop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eLooking For Mute T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the Looking For Mute T Shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous so it keeps its shape. The slogan is direct-to-garment printed, which fuses the ink into the fabric for a sharp finish that stays crisp and does not crack or fade with regular washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the sizing come up compared to a standard t shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing runs true to a standard fit for most people, with a slightly longer body than the average high street tee. If you like a roomier feel, take your normal size. 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