{"product_id":"long-way-round-t-shirt","title":"Long Way Round T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eLong Way Round T Shirt, Someone I Knew\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpotted them at the end of the street, that half-familiar face, and made a full tactical decision in half a second. Better a ten-minute detour than two minutes of \"we must catch up\" that neither of you means.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOver 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlenty of t shirts at this price go baggy at the neck within a month. Ours is 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous. Seamless twin needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, twin needle sleeves and hem, and a tear-out label instead of the scratchy one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eLong Way Round T Shirt For The Quiet Dodge\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wearer will happily add half a mile to a journey to sidestep a conversation they cannot face. Not rude, just spent. The energy for \"how are you, how are the kids, we should get a coffee\" simply is not there today, so the back route it is, past the bins and the boarded-up shop, anything but the direct line and that person. A small, universal act of cowardice that most would never admit to, which is exactly why it earns a place among our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-t-shirts\"\u003efunny slogan t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e. Printed on 180gsm heavyweight cotton, sturdy enough for a lot of evasive walking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind The Detour\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSmall talk has a cost, and some days the account is empty. The long way round is what you pay instead, a self-imposed toll to keep the peace of your own head. Everyone has ducked into a shop they did not need, or suddenly become fascinated by their phone, to avoid exactly this. The line names the manoeuvre out loud and lets you own it. Printed sharp and fade-resistant with direct-to-garment kit, so it survives every future detour intact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eLong Way Round T Shirt That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade for the introvert, the socially conserved, the one who loves their friends dearly and still crosses the road to dodge them on a bad day. Reads as a confession worn with a straight face, which is the best sort. Good for a gift to the mate who has perfected the swerve, or for yourself, quietly, no explanation required. Backed by more than 16,400 verified five-star reviews, so the only thing worth avoiding here is the direct route.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eLong Way Round T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the Long Way Round T Shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Long Way Round T Shirt is 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous so it keeps its shape. Printed with high-definition direct-to-garment (DTG) kit, so the slogan stays sharp and fade-resistant wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the Long Way Round T Shirt fit and size up?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Long Way Round T Shirt runs true to size for most customers, with a long body and a generous cut that flatters any physique. Check the size chart before ordering, and if you prefer more room, measure a top you already own against it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow quickly is the Long Way Round T Shirt made and shipped, and can it be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Long Way Round T Shirt is made to order in 1 to 2 working days, then shipped on a 1 to 3 day service. Printing is not personalised, the design stays exactly as shown so the punchline lands cleanly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is the Long Way Round T Shirt for?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Long Way Round T Shirt is for the quietly avoidant, the one who would rather walk twice as far than make small talk they have no energy for. 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