{"product_id":"kevin-xmas-present-t-shirt","title":"Kevin Xmas Present T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eKevin Xmas Present T Shirt, The Clue Was Always Kevin\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou know a Kevin, and you know it is still not fair. He was the answer all along, sitting in the grid having a quiet grumble about it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOver 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlenty of t shirts at this price go baggy at the neck within a month. Ours is 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous. Seamless twin needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, twin needle sleeves and hem, and a tear-out label instead of the scratchy one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Clue Was Always Kevin\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Kevin who was the answer all along, sitting quietly in the grid while everyone else chewed their pencil. Obvious in hindsight, as the best clues always are. Kevin has carried a teenager's sense of cosmic injustice all the way into middle age without adjusting it one bit. He is technically an adult. Emotionally, he is still thirteen, and it is still, always, profoundly not fair. This is the Kevin printed on 180gsm heavyweight cotton, which at least is hard-wearing enough to give him nothing to complain about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eLeft Home Alone And Fuming\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe clue leaves a man home alone and absolutely fuming about it, which is Kevin to his very core, the outrage, the injustice, the deep unfairness of simply everything. He is not really angry, he is aggrieved, and there is a warm, familiar comedy in that. Everyone has heard the complaint. That instant recognition is why Lion Legion has over 16,400 verified five-star reviews.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy This Kevin T Shirt Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the Kevin who finds the whole world faintly unjust and says so often, this is the shirt that names it with affection. It is a brilliant birthday gift, particularly from a parent, the original architects of the unfairness, and lands well at Christmas too. The direct-to-garment print keeps the clue sharp and fade-resistant. Have a look through the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/kevin-t-shirts\"\u003efunny Kevin t-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e, then choose his colour above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eKevin T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is this Kevin t shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous so it holds its shape rather than going baggy at the neck within a month. The Kevin crossword design is printed direct-to-garment, keeping the lettering crisp and fade-resistant through repeated washing. Weighty and hard-wearing, no grievances there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size should I order in this Kevin t shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrder your normal size, it fits true to size for most people. The cut runs long in the body and generous through the chest, which suits most builds. If Kevin is between sizes or wants a roomier fit, size up, and spare yourself the complaint. Check the size chart before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow long will this Kevin t shirt take to arrive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduction is 1 to 2 working days, then a 1 to 3 day shipping window on top, with express available at checkout. Each shirt is printed to order and made fresh for you. We do not personalise this design, it ships exactly as shown with the crossword clue as the finished artwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is this Kevin crossword t shirt really for?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt suits the Kevin who is technically grown up and emotionally still thirteen, worn with a world-weary sigh. Ideal for a parent, partner or sibling who has heard it is not fair a thousand times. 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