{"product_id":"john-xmas-present-t-shirt","title":"John Xmas Present T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eJohn Xmas Present T Shirt, The Clue Was Always John\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEveryone has a John, usually several, and this one is yours. He was the answer all along, sitting quietly in the grid.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOver 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlenty of t shirts at this price go baggy at the neck within a month. Ours is 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous. Seamless twin needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, twin needle sleeves and hem, and a tear-out label instead of the scratchy one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Clue Was Always John\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe John who was the answer all along, sitting quietly in the grid while everyone else chewed their pencil. Obvious in hindsight, as the best clues always are. John is the universal constant, the most common name in human history and somehow still declining, everywhere at once yet entirely distinctive to the people who know him. He has made peace with all of it, including the toilet reference. This is the John printed on 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and built to last.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eTop Of The Charts, Bottom Of The Landing\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe clue tops the baby charts and ends up as the thing you flush, which is exactly the double life John has always led, and he takes it in good humour. Too many Johns, not enough Johns, the paradox never quite resolves, and John finds that funnier than most. That warm recognition is why Lion Legion has over 16,400 verified five-star reviews.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy This John T Shirt Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the John who is everywhere and still somehow one of a kind, this is the shirt that says it warmly and without fuss. It works for a birthday, Christmas, or Father's Day, and suits the widest age range of any name going, which makes it a safe bet for the John who is otherwise impossible to buy for. The direct-to-garment print keeps the clue sharp and fade-resistant. Browse the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/john-t-shirts\"\u003efunny John t-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e, then choose his colour above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eJohn T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is this John t shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous so it keeps its shape instead of sagging at the neck after a month. The John crossword design is printed direct-to-garment for crisp, fade-resistant lettering that holds up to repeated washing. A weighty, dependable shirt built to last.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size should I order in this John t shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrder your usual size, it fits true to size for most people. The body runs long and the chest is generous, which suits most builds. If John prefers a roomier fit or is between sizes, size up for comfort. Check the size chart before ordering so you get the right one first time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow quickly will this John t shirt arrive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduction takes 1 to 2 working days, then a 1 to 3 day shipping window, with express available at checkout. Every shirt is made to order so it reaches you fresh. The design is not personalised, it ships exactly as shown with the crossword clue printed as the finished artwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is this John crossword t shirt best for?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is made for the John who shares his name with half the country and remains unmistakably himself, worn with an easy sense of humour. Perfect for the dad, brother or mate everyone knows as simply John. 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