{"product_id":"jog-and-die-healthy-funny-gym-t-shirt","title":"Jogging T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eJogging, Jog And Die Healthy Anyway\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEveryone swears running adds years to your life, right up until you meet the person who reckons it just lets you arrive at the end in better shape. The slogan agrees that exercise works wonders, then lands the grim little punchline anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eJogging Humour For The Reluctant Runner\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe joke tips its hat to all those early morning miles, then quietly reminds everyone the finish line arrives regardless, just with better cardio numbers on the way out. It lands hardest on the gym sceptic who grudgingly laces up and the mate who treats every run as a personal punishment. That dry, faintly fatalistic streak runs through the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-gym-t-shirts\"\u003efunny gym t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e, made for people who exercise and resent it in equal measure. We print it on 180gsm cotton, so the shirt outlasts more training plans than you will ever finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind The Healthy Corpse Punchline\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTake the cheery promise that running saves you, agree with it completely, then add the bleak twist that the outcome is the same in the end. It works because everyone knows a runner who needs gently reminding the clock keeps ticking for all of us. Wear it on a rest day, to the pub, or mid-jog when you want to advertise exactly how you feel about it. With over 16,000 verified reviews behind the print, the slogan stays crisp through every wash and every reluctant lap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eJogging That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlenty of fitness tees cheerlead the lifestyle without a shred of wit. This one cheers it on then undercuts it, which is exactly why it suits the wearer who runs but never lets it go to their head. Direct-to-garment printing keeps the lettering sharp wash after wash, so the dark little punchline reads as clearly on the hundredth wear as the first. Pick your colour and run yourself into peak condition, eventually.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eJogging FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the Jogging t shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Jogging t shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and printed with high-definition direct-to-garment (DTG) printing. The heavier cotton holds its shape through repeated washing, and the DTG print keeps the slogan sharp instead of cracking or fading like cheaper transfer prints.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the Jogging t shirt fit against standard sizing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Jogging t shirt fits true to size for most people, with a long length and a generous cut that suits any build. Check the size chart before ordering, and size up one if you prefer a relaxed, roomy fit for running or lounging alike.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow quickly does it ship and can the Jogging design be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrders are made within 1 to 2 days and usually ship within a 1 to 3 day window from a print site near you. The Jogging design is sold exactly as shown and is not personalised, which keeps the healthy-corpse punchline clean and instantly readable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is the Jogging t shirt best suited to?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Jogging t shirt suits the reluctant runner, the fatalistic fitness fan, and anyone with a darkly funny take on staying healthy. 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