{"product_id":"jingle-is-massive-christmas-jumper","title":"Jingle Is Massive Christmas Jumper","description":"\u003ch2\u003eChristmas Jumper, Jingle Is Massive Rave Waveform\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomewhere between the office party and New Year, a certain type of person stops pretending they want a quiet one. The waveform of Christmas trees says everything about how they intend to spend December.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Love that I'm buying from a family-owned company. I wasn't disappointed. Outstanding quality and Service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Martin B.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDon't confuse these with the thin, cheap, flimsy specials you can buy elsewhere. This is a heavy, high-quality sweatshirt that feels great, will go the distance, and you will feel the superior quality the moment you touch it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great shirt, great quality and I highly recommend.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Sue W.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e80% ringspun cotton\/20% polyester, a proper heavyweight blend built to last season after season.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing - Previous customers say it is a great fit for both men and women.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eWeight, a nice and thick 280gsm that feels premium and keeps the cold out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSoft cotton-faced fabric - warm as toast.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck – more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle stitching for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eWRAP Certified Production – no sweatshops.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eChristmas Jumper For The Old Skool Massive\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCalling something massive is rave shorthand, the word shouted over a jungle break or printed on a flyer for a night nobody quite remembers. Pairing it with a waveform made of Christmas trees is the joke, and only the right crowd clocks it straight away. It sits among our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-christmas-jumpers\"\u003efunny christmas jumpers\u003c\/a\u003e as the one aimed squarely at people who spent their twenties in a field or a warehouse. At a thick 280gsm it has the weight to survive a long night and a colder walk home, which is more than most festive jumpers manage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind The Christmas Tree Waveform\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design does something clever with a familiar shape, taking an audio waveform and turning every peak into a tree. It reads as music before it reads as Christmas, which is exactly right for someone whose December still involves proper sound systems rather than carols. The nod to the massive lands with anyone who remembers pirate radio and tape packs. The 80\/20 cotton-polyester blend keeps the top warm and solid through late sets and long queues, so the jumper holds up as well as the memories do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eChristmas Jumper That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe best festive jumpers speak to a specific crowd rather than everyone, and this one picks its people carefully. The green waveform is printed with high-definition direct-to-garment technology so the trees stay sharp and fade-resistant, while the soft cotton-faced fabric keeps the wearer warm from the first drink to the last tune. Backed by more than 16,000 verified reviews, it is an easy gift for the mate whose Christmas playlist has no bells on it whatsoever. Bold, knowing, and built properly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eChristmas Jumper FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is this Christmas jumper made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis Christmas jumper is a heavyweight 280gsm blend of 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester, printed with high-definition direct-to-garment (DTG) so the green waveform stays sharp. The soft cotton-faced fabric keeps it warm and the taped neck adds comfort through long nights out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the sizing fit on this jumper?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe sizing is unisex and runs true for most customers, fitting both men and women well. Check the size chart against a jumper you already own before ordering, and size up one if you want a looser, baggier fit that suits the old skool look better.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen will my order ship and can this design be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrders are produced in 1 to 2 days and shipped within a 1 to 3 day window, so it arrives before the party season peaks. This Jingle Is Massive design is not personalised and ships exactly as shown, keeping the waveform clean and the joke intact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is the Jingle Is Massive jumper best suited to?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt suits the raver, the DJ, and anyone who spent their twenties in a warehouse or a field and never quite stopped. 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