{"product_id":"irony-t-shirt","title":"Irony T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eIrony T Shirt, The Opposite Of Wrinkly\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGrammar pedants have waited their whole lives for a definition this satisfying. Irony, the opposite of wrinkly, is technically wrong, comedically flawless, and best delivered by a man who has earned a few creases of his own.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eIrony T Shirt For The Family Wordsmith\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery family has one member who cannot let a word go past without inspecting it, and the definition on the chest is his masterpiece. It confidently explains that irony is the opposite of wrinkly, then waits for someone to object so the fun can begin. The design has earned its place among our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-grandad-t-shirts\"\u003egrandad t-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e, worn best by the fellow who taught the whole family that a pun delivered straight-faced beats a joke delivered laughing. At 180gsm the cotton is properly heavyweight, which is more than can be said for the wordplay.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind Irony, The Opposite Of Wrinkly\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe joke plays on iron, the appliance, colliding with irony, the concept, and the collision is beautiful precisely because the wearer knows full well the definition is nonsense. Anyone who corrects him has fallen straight into the trap, and he has been setting that trap since before they were born. Over 16,000 verified reviews suggest our customers appreciate a design that rewards a second reading, and this one has been rewarding second readings at family dinners for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eIrony T Shirt That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA dictionary-style joke needs dictionary-grade clarity, so every letter has to hold its edge. High-definition direct-to-garment (DTG) printing keeps the definition crisp and fade-resistant through years of washing, meaning the gag never blurs into an actual mistake. The generous fit and long length keep it comfortable through long afternoons of being asked to explain himself, and the seamless collar sits neatly while he refuses to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eIrony T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the Irony t-shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Irony t-shirt is 180gsm heavyweight cotton with a high-definition direct-to-garment (DTG) print. 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