{"product_id":"im-sorry-i-offended-you-t-shirt","title":"Sorry I Offended You T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eOffended T Shirt, I'm Sorry It Was Common Sense\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome apologies mean it, and some arrive with a straight face and zero regret attached. Saying sorry for offending someone with common sense is the finest non-apology ever printed, and you already know exactly who needs to read it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOffended T Shirt For Plain Speakers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBeing told you have caused offence used to mean something serious. These days it can mean you pointed out the obvious in a calm voice. The apology printed here covers every such occasion, because it says sorry while making it perfectly clear that common sense was the culprit, and common sense is not going anywhere. It sits proudly alongside the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/snowflake-tolerance\"\u003eanti-woke t-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e, a veteran-owned range built for people who refuse to tiptoe around the truth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind Sorry It Was Common Sense\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe joke lands because the apology is technically real while the regret is completely absent. Anyone reading it has to work out what offended them in the first place, and the moment they do, they either laugh or prove the point on the spot. The wearer tends to be the one in the room who says what everyone else is thinking. A statement like that deserves a shirt that holds its nerve, which is why it is pressed onto 180gsm heavyweight cotton that keeps its shape wash after wash, staying as blunt as the day it arrived.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOffended T Shirt That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA slogan like this lives or dies on legibility, because the payoff sits at the end of the line. High-definition direct-to-garment (DTG) printing keeps every word sharp from across the room, so nobody misses the punchline and nobody can pretend they did. Wear it to the barbecue where a certain relative always starts something, or to the reunion where old comrades will read it, nod, and buy you a pint. Either way, the shirt does the talking and you get to stay politely silent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOffended T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the offended t shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe offended t shirt is made from strong 180gsm heavyweight cotton and printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) technology for a sharp, fade-resistant finish. Wash it inside out at 30 degrees and the common sense apology will stay crisp for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the sizing run on this design?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing on this design runs true for most customers, with a long length and generous fit across sizes S to 5XL. Compare the size chart with a shirt you already own, measuring the chest flat from armpit to armpit, before choosing your usual size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen will my order ship and can it be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrders for the common sense apology design are produced within 1 to 2 days, with shipping typically taking a further 1 to 3 days. Personalisation is not available on this slogan, because the wording is the entire joke and it works best exactly as printed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho suits the I'm Sorry I Offended You With My Common Sense design?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design suits anyone whose honesty regularly outpaces the room, from blunt relatives to former forces mates who never learned to filter. 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