{"product_id":"im-retired-youre-not-t-shirt","title":"I'm Retired You're Not T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eI'm Retired You're Not, Have Fun At Work\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe uniform is hung up but the humour never stood down, and someone has to enjoy the mornings off on everyone's behalf. You served your time, so the smug lie-in is entirely yours to rub in.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eI'm Retired You're Not, A Forces Wind Up Worth Wearing\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnce a serviceman, always a serviceman, and the ribbing between old comrades never really ends. This design bottles that lifelong banter, letting the retired veteran gently torment the mates still setting an early alarm. Made by a veteran-owned brand that lived the humour first-hand, it carries the warm, knowing wit that only people who served truly share. It suits the ex-Forces type who has traded muster parades for morning coffee and is not shy about mentioning it. Pull it on for the reunion, the legion club or a lazy afternoon in the garden, or set it alongside our other \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lionlegion.co.uk\/collections\/veteran-t-shirts\"\u003eveteran t-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e as the ideal retirement send-off. The high-definition DTG print keeps every word crisp, so the friendly dig reads clearly from right across the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind Have Fun At Work\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line lands because it is affectionate rather than mean, the shared language of people who spent years looking out for each other. Retirement from the Forces feels less like an ending and more like graduating to the good bit, and this design celebrates exactly that. It is aimed at the veteran who wears his service with pride and his newfound freedom with an even wider grin. Backed by more than 16,000 verified reviews, the print keeps its clean, bold finish through wash after wash, so the boast never fades even when the alarm clock is a distant memory. The tone is pure Forces warmth, winding up the very people you respect most, which is precisely why it goes down so well whenever old comrades get together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eI'm Retired You're Not That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA shirt made to celebrate the easy life ought to feel every bit as comfortable, and this one is built for it. At a proper 180gsm the cotton has genuine weight and body, so it holds its shape through gardening, reunions and the occasional victory pint without sagging or thinning. The generous cut leaves plenty of room to relax into retirement properly. Choose from black, navy, charcoal or military green, with the green quietly saluting where it all began. It is the sort of shirt that earns a roar of laughter from fellow veterans and a good-natured groan from anyone still clocking in. Tough, comfortable, and made for the retired serviceman who has more than earned the right to enjoy every morning off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eI'm Retired You're Not FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the I'm Retired You're Not t-shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe I'm Retired You're Not t-shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and printed using a high-definition direct-to-garment (DTG) process. The heavier fabric holds its shape through repeated washes, and the DTG print stays sharp and fade-resistant rather than cracking or peeling with age.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the sizing fit and should I size up?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing runs true for most customers, so order your usual size. The cut has a long length and a generous fit, so there is no need to size up unless you like extra room to relax. Check the size chart before ordering for exact measurements across each colour and size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen will my order ship and can this design be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrders are produced within 1 to 2 days and usually arrive within 1 to 3 days after that. As a veteran-owned brand we keep the I'm Retired You're Not design exactly as shown rather than personalised, which protects the punchline and keeps the print clean and uncluttered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is the I'm Retired You're Not t-shirt best suited to?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe I'm Retired You're Not t-shirt suits retired Forces veterans who love a friendly wind-up of their still-serving mates. 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