{"product_id":"im-retired-youre-not-forces-veteran-t-shirt","title":"I'm Retired You're Not T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eI'm Retired You're Not, Have Fun At Work Tomorrow\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou clocked off for the last time and somebody has to enjoy the lie-ins on everyone's behalf. Might as well be you, cheerfully reminding the still-working world exactly what tomorrow morning holds for them.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eI'm Retired You're Not, The Victory Lap On A Shirt\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAfter a full career in the Forces, a little gentle gloating is thoroughly earned. This design lets the wearer take a cheerful victory lap while everyone else sets an alarm for the morning. Created by a veteran-owned brand that understands the humour from the inside, it carries the warm, ribbing wit that service folk trade with each other for life. It suits the ex-serviceman who has swapped early starts and long duties for coffee and the crossword, and enjoys reminding his still-serving mates of the fact. Wear it to the reunion, the golf club or the family barbecue, or line it up with our other \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lionlegion.co.uk\/collections\/veteran-t-shirts\"\u003eveteran t-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e as the ultimate leaving gift. The high-definition DTG print keeps every word crisp and readable, so the friendly boast lands the moment you walk in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind Have Fun At Work Tomorrow\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line works because it is pure, good-natured wind-up, the sort veterans have perfected over decades. It is not smug, it is the shared joke of someone who put in the years and is now savouring every well-earned lie-in. The design speaks to the retired serviceman who wears his service with pride and his retirement with an even bigger grin. Backed by more than 16,000 verified reviews, the print holds its bold, clean finish through countless washes, so the boast never fades even if the alarm clock is long gone. The humour carries that unmistakable Forces warmth, ribbing the people you respect most, which is exactly why it lands so well at any gathering of old comrades still counting down to their own release date.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eI'm Retired You're Not That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA shirt built for the good life should feel every bit as relaxed as retirement itself, and this one delivers. At a proper 180gsm the cotton has real weight and substance, so it keeps its shape through long lazy days and the odd celebratory pint without sagging or thinning out. The generous fit gives room to unwind, which suits the new schedule perfectly. Choose from black, charcoal, navy or military green, with the green tipping a nod to where the whole story began. It is the kind of shirt that earns a big laugh from fellow veterans and a mock-groan from anyone still on the payroll. Comfortable, tough, and made for the retired serviceman who has earned the right to enjoy every single morning off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eI'm Retired You're Not FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the I'm Retired You're Not t-shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe I'm Retired You're Not t-shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and printed using a high-definition direct-to-garment (DTG) process. The heavier fabric holds its shape through repeated washes, and the DTG print stays sharp and fade-resistant rather than cracking or peeling with age.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the sizing fit and should I size up?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing runs true for most customers, so order your usual size. The cut has a long length and a generous fit, so there is no need to size up unless you like extra room to relax. Check the size chart before ordering for exact measurements across each colour and size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen will my order ship and can this design be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrders are produced within 1 to 2 days and usually arrive within 1 to 3 days after that. As a veteran-owned brand we keep the I'm Retired You're Not design exactly as shown rather than personalised, which protects the punchline and keeps the print clean and uncluttered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is the I'm Retired You're Not t-shirt best suited to?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe I'm Retired You're Not t-shirt suits retired Forces veterans who enjoy a friendly wind-up of their still-working mates. 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