{"product_id":"if-at-first-you-dont-succeed-funny-t-shirt","title":"If At First T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eIf At First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What I Told You To Do\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou gave perfectly clear instructions, they ignored every word, and now here we all are picking up the pieces. The smugness is entirely earned, and this shirt says it so you do not have to.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eIf At First You Don't Succeed For The Vindicated Know-It-All\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe joke lives in the silent told-you-so. It belongs to the person who gave the advice, watched it get ignored, then watched the inevitable unfold exactly as predicted. It suits the seasoned parent, the long-suffering manager, and the friend who is always right and rarely listened to. Worn around the house or the workplace, it does the gloating without a single word being spoken, which is somehow more satisfying than saying it aloud. If this brand of dry, vindicated humour is your sort of thing, you will find plenty more of it in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-t-shirts\"\u003efunny t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e collection. Made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton, it carries the smugness with the weight it deserves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind The Told You So\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat makes the slogan work is restraint. Rather than shouting I was right, it calmly suggests the obvious solution was always to do as instructed in the first place. It is the perfect comeback for anyone whose patience has been tested by people who insist on learning the hard way. The line is dry, a little superior, and instantly recognisable to anyone who has ever handed over clear directions only to be ignored. Backed by over 16,000 verified reviews, the shirt is built to be worn at every future occasion when being right comes around again. It makes a knowing gift for the resident expert who is forever waiting to be proven correct.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eIf At First You Don't Succeed That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA slogan this satisfying deserves a shirt that feels the part, and at 180gsm this one has genuine heft on the shoulders. The heavyweight cotton holds its shape so the wording sits flat and readable, while the high-definition direct-to-garment print keeps every word crisp for the moment someone leans in to read it. The long, generous cut makes it an easy everyday choice, comfortable whether you are supervising a botched job or simply enjoying being right. Available in a spread of solid colours, it suits the relaxed confidence of someone who has stopped expecting people to listen. Choose your colour, pick your size, and let the shirt deliver the verdict.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eIf At First You Don't Succeed FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is this t-shirt made from and how is the slogan printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe If At First You Don't Succeed t-shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton with the slogan applied using direct-to-garment (DTG) printing. The finish is sharp and fade-resistant, holding up to frequent washing so the long line of wording stays clearly readable over time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the sizing fit on this t-shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing runs true to standard for most customers, with a long length and a generous, roomy fit. 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