{"product_id":"id-rather-die-t-shirt","title":"I'd Rather Die T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eI'd Rather Die, Than Ask The Driver To Stop\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMissing your stop is nothing next to the horror of speaking to a stranger. One quiet word to the driver would sort it in seconds, and yet here we are, three stops past home, silently plotting an escape route instead.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOver 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlenty of t shirts at this price go baggy at the neck within a month. Ours is 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous. Seamless twin needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, twin needle sleeves and hem, and a tear-out label instead of the scratchy one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eI'd Rather Die T Shirt For The Terminally Polite\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomewhere on every bus and train sits someone three stops past their own, staring dead ahead, willing the driver to develop psychic powers. Speaking up would cost four words, but that is not how it works here. This design is for the person who would rather trek home from the wrong end of town than say excuse me, this is my stop. It is printed on 180gsm heavyweight cotton, built to survive more missed stops than the wearer's dignity ever will. Have a browse through our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-t-shirts\"\u003efunny t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e for more designs that understand exactly how this country operates. Quietly. Apologetically. Two stops too late.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind Missing Your Stop On Purpose\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTypical British Behaviour started as a joke about how this country avoids the tiniest bit of friction, and asking a bus driver to stop turned out to be the purest example going. It is such a small thing, thirty seconds, no consequences, and still thousands would rather ride on and quietly resent it instead. That commitment to not being any bother is what the design puts into words. Printed with direct-to-garment (DTG) print, the lettering stays sharp wash after wash, so the joke reads just as clearly the fortieth time round as it did the first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eI'd Rather Die T Shirt That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA lot of slogan tees try too hard, over explaining a joke that would land fine on its own. This one does not need the help. It states the position plainly, lets the punchline do the work, and trusts the reader to fill in every awkward detail themselves. Backed by over 16,400 verified five-star reviews, it holds its shape and colour long after the joke has done the rounds at work and every commute since.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eI'd Rather Die T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat material is the I'd Rather Die t shirt made from?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long rather than skimping on length. The design uses direct-to-garment (DTG) printing, giving sharp linework and colour that will not crack or fade in the wash. It holds its shape wash after wash, same as every t shirt in the range.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this t shirt run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, sizing runs true for most customers, so stick with your usual size. It has a long, generous cut rather than a boxy fit, so size down if you prefer things closer fitting. Check the size chart above before ordering to be sure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow long will my order take to arrive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach shirt is printed to order, taking 1 to 2 production days before it ships. From there it's a 1 to 3 day shipping window depending on your location. This design is not available for personalisation, the wording stays exactly as shown.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is the I'd Rather Die t shirt for?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's for anyone who has ridden past their own stop rather than say a word to the driver. 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