{"product_id":"i-was-fine-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Was Fine T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eI Was Fine T Shirt, Until I Left The Sofa\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome mornings the plan is nothing, and nothing is going perfectly right up until someone suggests a walk. The moment both feet hit the carpet, the back twinges, the knee clicks, and the day is officially ruined.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOver 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlenty of t shirts at this price go baggy at the neck within a month. Ours is 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous. Seamless twin needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, twin needle sleeves and hem, and a tear-out label instead of the scratchy one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eI Was Fine T Shirt For The Committed Sitter\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe joke lands because everyone knows the feeling. You are comfortable, settled, at peace with the world, and then the fatal error happens. You stand up. Suddenly there is a noise your body did not used to make. It is a shirt for the person who has decided, quite reasonably, that the sofa is where they perform best. It says the quiet part out loud with a straight face, printed bold in 180gsm cotton so the message reads across the room before you have finished sitting back down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind Leaving The Sofa\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGetting up should be simple. It is not. The design works because it treats a completely ordinary act, standing up off the settee, as the moment everything went wrong, and delivers that as gospel truth. No exaggeration needed, no punchline explained. Direct-to-garment printing keeps every letter crisp and dark against the fabric, so the deadpan stays deadpan and does not fade into a soft grey smudge after a few washes. The humour does the work. The print just has to keep up, and it does, wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eI Was Fine T Shirt That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA good slogan tee has to be readable and it has to be worn, not left folded in a drawer. This one is cut long and generous so it sits comfortably on someone whose main hobby is sitting comfortably. The 180gsm cotton has real weight to it, so it hangs properly rather than clinging, and the collar keeps its shape instead of going slack. It is the sort of shirt that gets pulled on for the school run, the pub, the sofa of course, and quietly earns a laugh from whoever reads it first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eI Was Fine T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the I Was Fine T Shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe I Was Fine T Shirt is 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous so it holds its shape. The slogan is applied with high-definition direct-to-garment printing, which keeps the lettering sharp and fade-resistant through repeated washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the I Was Fine T Shirt fit compared to standard sizing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe I Was Fine T Shirt runs true to size for most people, with a slightly longer, generous cut. If you like more room, you are covered. Measure a t shirt you already own flat and compare it to the size chart before choosing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow quickly is the I Was Fine T Shirt made and can it be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach I Was Fine T Shirt is printed to order in 1 to 2 working days, then shipped on a 1 to 3 day service. It is not personalised, the design is fixed as shown, so the deadpan slogan lands exactly as intended.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is the I Was Fine T Shirt for?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt suits anyone whose ideal day involves not moving, and who finds standing up faintly hostile. Good for a lazy relative, a knackered dad, or yourself on a Sunday. 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