{"product_id":"i-swear-to-drunk-t-shirt","title":"I Swear To Drunk T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eI Swear To Drunk, I'm Not God\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA couple of sherbets in and the words start arriving in the wrong order, which is precisely how a solemn promise turns into a muddled punchline. The shirt wears that slip with pride, the kind of line that gets read out loud at the bar and earns a round of groans and grins.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eI Swear To Drunk Humour For The Last One Standing At The Bar\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe gag rides on a tongue that has clocked off before the brain has. The words get swapped, the sentence collapses, and the result is funnier than the sober version was ever going to be. It suits the mate who insists they are absolutely fine while proving the exact opposite with every syllable, the reliable source of stories the morning after. We print it on 180gsm heavyweight cotton so it survives every round, every spilled pint and every wash that follows. Slot it in beside the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-rude-t-shirts\"\u003efunny rude t-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e for the one whose best material only arrives after the third drink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind The Drunken Slip Of The Tongue\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe whole joke is the swap. Drunk and God trade places, the promise falls apart, and anyone who has ever slurred a confident sentence recognises it instantly. There is no setup needed, which is why it works so fast across a noisy room. Backed by over 16,000 verified reviews, it makes a brilliant gift for a stag do, a milestone birthday, or a Christmas stocking for the friend who treats last orders as a personal challenge. Hand it over and they will be quoting it back to you before the night is out, probably louder than intended.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eI Swear To Drunk Tee That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA shirt destined for big nights needs to take a beating, and the DTG print keeps the wording crisp through every wash the morning after demands. The fit is long and generous, sitting well on everyone from the lightweight to the seasoned campaigner who paces themselves badly. As a veteran-owned shop, we know a thing or two about a proper run ashore, and this is built for exactly those evenings. It earns a permanent spot in the going-out rotation, the shirt pulled on whenever the night promises to get a little blurry round the edges.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eI Swear To Drunk Tee FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat material and print is this I Swear To Drunk tee made from?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe I Swear To Drunk tee is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton with a high-definition direct-to-garment print. The heavier fabric holds its shape over time, and the DTG method keeps the slogan sharp and fade-resistant through repeated washing after every big night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the sizing fit?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing runs true to standard for most customers, with a long length and a generous cut. Check the size chart against a shirt you already own before ordering, and size up if you prefer a looser fit through the chest and shoulders.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen will it ship and can it be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrders are produced in 1 to 2 days and then shipped within a 1 to 3 day window. This design is sold exactly as shown and is not personalised, so the slogan stays the same on every shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is this drunken slip design best suited to?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt suits the mate who gets cheerfully tongue-tied after a few and owns it. 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