{"product_id":"i-served-in-the-raf-lousy-t-shirt","title":"RAF Lousy T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eRAF T Shirt, And All I Got Was This Lousy Reward\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour mate left the cockpit to a fanfare, and you left to a form telling you where to hand your kit back. Years of service, and the parting gift turns out to be a bit of cotton with a punchline on it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRAF T Shirt Humour For Anyone Who Handed Their Kit Back\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who wore the blue knows the strange anticlimax of the last day. One minute you are part of the machine, the next you are signing for the privilege of leaving it. The joke lands because it is true, and a proper veteran would rather laugh at the paperwork than salute it. Worn down the pub or to a squadron reunion, it tells your old crew exactly what kind of send-off you reckon you got. As a veteran-owned shop, we print this on 180gsm heavyweight cotton because a shirt that pokes fun at cheap rewards should never feel like one. Pair it with the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/raf-gifts\"\u003eRAF gifts\u003c\/a\u003e for the lad who still talks about his time in the air more than he talks about anything else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind The Lousy Reward Line\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe gag works on the gap between what you gave and what you got handed at the gate. No medals, no fly-past, just a wry shrug and a shirt that says the quiet part out loud. It suits the dry, self-aware humour that service tends to breed, the sort that treats a raw deal as material rather than a grievance. Backed by over 16,000 verified reviews, it makes a knowing gift for a leaving do, a milestone birthday, or a Christmas stocking for the veteran who claims he wants nothing. Buy it for him and you have already beaten the official send-off by a mile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRAF T Shirt That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA shirt about a cheap reward has no business being cheap, which is the whole point of this one. The DTG print keeps the wording crisp wash after wash, so the punchline stays as sharp as the day it arrived. The fit is long and generous, cut to sit well whether the wearer is still parade-ground trim or has settled into a comfortable retirement shape. It is built to be a regular in the wardrobe rather than a novelty worn once and forgotten, the kind of thing he reaches for when he wants a quiet laugh from anyone who knows the story behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRAF T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat material and print is this RAF T Shirt made from?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe RAF T Shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton with a high-definition direct-to-garment print. The heavier fabric holds its shape over time, and the DTG method keeps the design sharp and fade-resistant through repeated washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the sizing fit?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing runs true to standard for most customers, with a long length and a generous cut. 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