{"product_id":"i-only-kneel-to-be-knighted-t-shirt","title":"Kneel To Be Knighted T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eI Only Kneel To Be Knighted T Shirt, Or Tie My Laces\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere are exactly three reasons you will ever go down on one knee, and a knighthood is the more likely of the trio. The other involves footwear and a target.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eI Only Kneel To Be Knighted T Shirt For The Unbowed\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people simply do not bend on command, and they wear it as a badge rather than a complaint. The wearer here has a stubborn streak a mile wide, the sort who decides for themselves when respect is earned and refuses to be told. It is delivered as a joke about knighthoods and shoelaces, which keeps the backbone underneath it light rather than preachy. That dry refusal to be pushed around is a very particular kind of humour, and it suits anyone with a forces background or just a contrary nature. Sit it alongside the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/patriotic-t-shirt-gb\"\u003epatriotic t-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e for the proudly stubborn. Printed with high-definition DTG so the line holds up wash after wash, it states a position before a word is spoken.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind Be Knighted Or Tie My Laces\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe gag works by listing the only acceptable reasons to kneel and making them gloriously mundane. A knighthood sits next to doing up a shoelace, which deflates the whole notion of bowing to anyone into something practical and faintly ridiculous. The wearer reads it as a quiet declaration of independence with a punchline attached. As a veteran-owned brand, we understand that streak well, because the people who built this spent years standing firm for a living. Made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton, it carries that bloody-minded humour with the kind of weight that survives years of being pulled on for every occasion that calls for a bit of attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eI Only Kneel To Be Knighted T Shirt That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe best statement shirts let the wearer plant a flag without saying anything out loud, and this one does it with a grin. It suits the unbendable type, the one who respects who they choose and nobody else, and it makes a knowing gift for a mate cut from the same cloth. Wear it to the pub, a gathering, or anywhere a bit of cheerful defiance feels right. Backed by more than 16,000 verified reviews, the make matches the message, so it earns regular rotation rather than gathering dust. For the wearer who answers to themselves first, it fits perfectly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eI Only Kneel To Be Knighted T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is this t-shirt made from and how is the design printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis t-shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and the design is printed using high-definition direct-to-garment printing. DTG bonds the ink into the fabric, so the wording stays sharp and resists fading through repeated washes, keeping the statement crisp for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the sizing fit compared to standard t-shirts?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing runs true to standard for most customers, with a long length and a generous cut through the body. 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