{"product_id":"i-had-my-patience-tested-t-shirt","title":"Patience Tested T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003ePatience Tested T Shirt, I'm Negative\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople keep telling you to calm down, count to ten, give folk the benefit of the doubt, and frankly you have run out of time for all three. You had your patience tested, the result came back negative, and you have never felt more at peace with a diagnosis.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePatience Tested T Shirt For The Proudly Intolerant\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is for the person who is not getting more impatient with age, just less willing to suffer fools, and there seem to be more of those every week. The medical-result twist gives the grump a wink, so it reads as honest rather than bitter. Plenty of veterans recognise that low tolerance for nonsense after years of being tested for real, and as a veteran-owned brand we wear it as a badge. If deadpan grumble is your style, browse more of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/grumpy-t-shirts\"\u003egrumpy t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e, all backed by the same 16,000+ verified reviews.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind I Had My Patience Tested, I'm Negative\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line borrows the language of a test result and flips it into a confession everyone secretly relates to. It is funny because it is true, and it gives the wearer permission to admit what most people only think. The straight-faced delivery is what sells it, no shouting, no exclamation marks, just a flat statement of fact. Printed with hard-wearing DTG so the words stay sharp through every wash, the grumble holds its edge for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePatience Tested T Shirt That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA grumpy slogan deserves a shirt that does not wear out before the mood does, so each one is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton with a generous length that suits any build. It feels properly solid the moment you pick it up, not the thin throwaway sort that sags within a month. Gift it to the gloriously short-tempered relative everyone tiptoes around, or claim it for yourself and let the shirt do the muttering for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePatience Tested T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the Patience Tested t shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Patience Tested t shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) for a crisp, fade-resistant finish. The heavier fabric holds its shape through repeated washes, so the slogan stays sharp and the shirt keeps its quality feel for years of grumbling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the sizing fit on this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing on this shirt runs true for most customers, with a long length and a generous, relaxed fit that suits any physique. Check the size chart before ordering and choose your usual size, as previous buyers confirm it sits comfortably without pulling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen will my order ship and can this design be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrders are produced in 1 to 2 days and then shipped within a 1 to 3 day window, so it reaches you quickly. This particular design is not personalised, as the deadpan punchline works best exactly as written for the proudly impatient.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is the Patience Tested design best suited to?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Patience Tested design suits the grumpy realist, the suffer-no-fools veteran, and anyone whose tolerance for nonsense has thinned with age. 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