{"product_id":"i-dont-like-morning-people-t-shirt","title":"Morning People T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eI Don't Like Morning People, Or Mornings\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people greet the dawn with a scowl and a flask of strong tea, ruling out the cheerful, the early, and most of humanity before 9am. For the proudly grumpy soul who finds the whole concept of morning offensive, here is the shirt that warns the world to keep its distance.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eI Don't Like Morning People For The Cheerfully Grumpy\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line suits the veteran who plays the grump with a glint in his eye, pretending to loathe everything before lunch. The three-part build is the whole joke, each clause narrowing the circle until almost nobody is left standing. It is the Forces sense of humour in a nutshell, mock misery worn as a badge by a man who is secretly quite content. The grumble is affectionate, the kind that makes family laugh because they know he does not mean a word of it. As a veteran-owned brand, we recognise that performance of crankiness instantly. Printed on our 180gsm heavyweight cotton, it carries the grumble in genuine comfort. Find more in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/grumpy-t-shirts\"\u003egrumpy t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e collection for the rest of the morning-haters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind The Triple Grumble\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe gag works because the list keeps shrinking, from morning people to mornings to people in general, until the wearer has cheerfully excluded the entire planet. The shirt turns a pretend bad mood into a running joke everyone can share. It makes a brilliant gift for the dad, grandad, or mate who answers a sunny good morning with a flat stare and a grunt. There is warmth under the grump, the comedy of someone playing up to a reputation he secretly enjoys. We back every order with more than 16,000 verified reviews, so the only frosty thing here is the wearer before his first brew.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eI Don't Like Morning People That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA three-line gag needs print sharp enough to read in one glance, ideally before the wearer has spoken. Our high-definition direct-to-garment (DTG) print keeps every clause crisp and fade-resistant wash after wash, so the joke stays clear through years of early starts. The long length and generous fit make it a comfortable everyday favourite for slow, scowling mornings. Offered across a solid colour range, it suits whatever shade matches the mood, which before coffee is usually thunderous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eI Don't Like Morning People FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the I Don't Like Morning People t-shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe I Don't Like Morning People t-shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) technology for a sharp, fade-resistant finish. The heavier cotton holds its shape through repeated washing, so the three-line grumble stays crisp and readable for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the sizing fit on this t-shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing runs true to standard for most customers, with a long length and a generous cut through the body. We recommend checking the size chart against a t-shirt you already own, as the fit sits slightly roomier than a slim high-street tee for relaxed everyday wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen will my order ship and can this design be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrders are produced within 1 to 2 days and then ship within a 1 to 3 day window. This design is sold exactly as shown and cannot be personalised, since the three-part grumble lands best kept word for word.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is the I Don't Like Morning People t-shirt best suited to?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt suits the cheerfully grumpy veteran who pretends to hate everything before his first cup of tea. As a veteran-owned design, it makes a knowing gift for a dad, grandad, or mate famous for his morning scowl, ideal for anyone who treats being a grump as a beloved party trick.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lion Legion","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":39435827707950,"sku":"GD05-BLK-S","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":39435827740718,"sku":"GD05-BLK-M","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":39435827773486,"sku":"GD05-BLK-L","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ X-Large","offer_id":39435827806254,"sku":"GD05-BLK-XL","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2X-Large","offer_id":39435827839022,"sku":"GD05-BLK-2XL","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3X-Large","offer_id":39435827871790,"sku":"GD05-BLK-3XL","price":23.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4X-Large","offer_id":39435827904558,"sku":"GD05-BLK-4XL","price":24.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5X-Large","offer_id":39435827937326,"sku":"GD05-BLK-5XL","price":25.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ Small","offer_id":39435827970094,"sku":"GD05-NAV-S","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ Medium","offer_id":39435828035630,"sku":"GD05-NAV-M","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ Large","offer_id":39435828068398,"sku":"GD05-NAV-L","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ X-Large","offer_id":39435828101166,"sku":"GD05-NAV-XL","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2X-Large","offer_id":39435828133934,"sku":"GD05-NAV-2XL","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3X-Large","offer_id":39435828166702,"sku":"GD05-NAV-3XL","price":23.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4X-Large","offer_id":39435828199470,"sku":"GD05-NAV-4XL","price":24.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5X-Large","offer_id":39435828232238,"sku":"GD05-NAV-5XL","price":25.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ Small","offer_id":39435828265006,"sku":"GD05-CHA-S","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ Medium","offer_id":39435828297774,"sku":"GD05-CHA-M","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ Large","offer_id":39435828330542,"sku":"GD05-CHA-L","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ X-Large","offer_id":39435828363310,"sku":"GD05-CHA-XL","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2X-Large","offer_id":39435828396078,"sku":"GD05-CHA-2XL","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ Small","offer_id":39435828428846,"sku":"GD05-MGR-S","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ Medium","offer_id":39435828461614,"sku":"GD05-MGR-M","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ Large","offer_id":39435828494382,"sku":"GD05-MGR-L","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ X-Large","offer_id":39435828527150,"sku":"GD05-MGR-XL","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2X-Large","offer_id":39435828559918,"sku":"GD05-MGR-2XL","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3X-Large","offer_id":39435828592686,"sku":"GD05-MGR-3XL","price":23.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0268\/4089\/1438\/files\/i-don-t-like-morning-people-t-shirt-28257949843502.png?v=1705779999","url":"https:\/\/lionlegion.co.uk\/products\/i-dont-like-morning-people-t-shirt","provider":"Lion Legion","version":"1.0","type":"link"}