{"product_id":"i-dont-have-the-time-t-shirt","title":"I Don't Have The Time T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eI Don't Have The Time Or The Crayons\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people reach a point where explaining the obvious feels like teaching colours to someone who refuses to look. For the blunt old hand who would rather hand over the message on a shirt than waste breath on it, here is the line that does the heavy lifting for him.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eI Don't Have The Time For The Short-Fused Veteran\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line suits the ex-Forces type whose patience for slow thinking ran out somewhere around demob. The crayon jab paints the picture without a single rude word, suggesting the listener might need things drawn in primary colours to keep up. It is the deadpan put-down of a man who has explained the same thing one too many times and decided a shirt would be quicker. The humour is dry and a touch superior, never aggressive, which is exactly why it raises a smile rather than a row. As a veteran-owned brand, we know that worn-thin patience well. Built on our 180gsm heavyweight cotton, it delivers the dig in proper comfort. Browse more in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-military-t-shirts\"\u003efunny military t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e range for more sharp-tongued lines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind The Crayon Comeback\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe gag works because it stays just polite enough to wear anywhere while landing a clear shot at anyone being deliberately dim. The crayons turn frustration into something almost charming, a way of saying you have run out of patience without actually swearing. It makes a brilliant gift for the friend famous for his low tolerance of waffle and waiting. There is a wink in it, shared between people who recognise the type and quietly agree with him. We back every order with more than 16,000 verified reviews, so the only thing in short supply here is patience, never quality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eI Don't Have The Time That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA sharp one-liner needs print that stays as crisp as the comeback. Our high-definition direct-to-garment (DTG) print keeps the lettering clean and fade-resistant wash after wash, so the crayon jab reads loud and clear long after the first outing. The long length and generous fit make it a comfortable everyday pick for a man who values getting to the point. Offered across a solid range of colours, it suits whatever mood the wearer is in, which is usually mildly unimpressed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eI Don't Have The Time FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the I Don't Have The Time t-shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe I Don't Have The Time t-shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) technology for a sharp, fade-resistant finish. The heavier cotton holds its shape through repeated washing, so the crayon comeback stays crisp and readable for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the sizing fit on this t-shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing runs true to standard for most customers, with a long length and a generous cut through the body. We recommend checking the size chart against a t-shirt you already own, as the fit sits slightly roomier than a slim high-street tee for relaxed everyday wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen will my order ship and can this design be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrders are produced within 1 to 2 days and then ship within a 1 to 3 day window. 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