{"product_id":"hold-it-t-shirt","title":"Hold It Rude T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eRude T Shirt, Hold It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwo letters in DPM, one stick man, and absolutely nobody in the room needs it read out to them. Of course it says hold it, and you are perfectly welcome to keep asking about it for as long as you like.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOver 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlenty of t shirts at this price go baggy at the neck within a month. Ours is 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous. Seamless twin needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, twin needle sleeves and hem, and a tear-out label instead of the scratchy one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRude T Shirt For The Oldest Expression In The Forces\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwo words get used more than any others in service and neither of them ever makes it onto a recruiting poster. Rendering the whole thing as a picture rather than text is what makes it land instantly and deniably at the same time. At 180gsm heavyweight it stands up to years of wear, and it sits with the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-rude-t-shirts\"\u003efunny rude t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e from a veteran-owned outfit that has heard it shouted across every parade square going.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind Saying Nothing At All\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot one rude word appears anywhere on the design, which is precisely why it works and why arguing with it is impossible. The reader supplies everything themselves and then has to live with that. Direct-to-garment printing keeps the camouflage inside the letterforms sharp and properly defined, and that detail is exactly where cheaper printing turns to mud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRude T Shirt That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA shirt like this gets worn to places where somebody will eventually object, which takes rather more washes than you would think. The 16,400 verified five-star reviews come back consistently to quality and service, and a collar that keeps its shape is what keeps it in circulation for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRude T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the Hold It t shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous, with a seamless twin needle collar and a tear-out label. Printing is direct-to-garment, bonding ink into the fibres so the camouflage detail inside the letters stays sharp through repeated washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the sizing on this rude t shirt compare to standard sizing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing runs true for most customers, with a long body and a generous cut. Lay a t shirt you already wear flat, measure across the chest and down the length, then compare both against the size chart. Sizes run S to 5XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow quickly is the Hold It t shirt made and can it be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduction takes 1 to 2 days, then shipping arrives inside a 1 to 3 day window depending on the service chosen at checkout. Personalisation is not offered, so no regiment, name or extra wording can be added to the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho wears the Hold It t shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVeterans of the DPM years and anybody who spent long enough around them to pick up the vocabulary. Excellent at a reunion, in the pub, and genuinely risky at a family lunch. 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