{"product_id":"hello-darkness-t-shirt","title":"Hello Darkness Head Rush Tee","description":"\u003ch2\u003eHello Darkness T Shirt, I Stood Up Too Fast Again\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne minute sitting comfortably, the next greeting the void like a regular. The eyes go sparkly, the room tilts, and the only sensible response is to stand very still and pretend it was intentional.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHello Darkness T Shirt For Serial Fast Standers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe slogan captures that two second eclipse between standing up and the world loading back in. High-definition DTG print keeps every word sharp, which is more than can be said for the wearer's vision at the moment in question. Read it slowly, ideally while seated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind I Stood Up Too Fast Again\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe word again is doing the comedy heavy lifting, because this is never a one time event. Everyone who knows the sparkly grey curtain recognises themselves instantly, and that recognition is the whole joke. Over 16,000 verified reviews suggest a lot of people are standing up too fast out there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHello Darkness T Shirt That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA joke about briefly losing vision deserves lettering worth seeing, printed on 180gsm heavyweight cotton with proper substance behind it. It takes its place among our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/old-man-rules-t-shirts\"\u003eold man rules t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e, where relatable beats clever every single time. The darkness is temporary, the shirt is not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHello Darkness T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the Hello Darkness T Shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hello Darkness T Shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) printing, which keeps the slogan crisp and easy to read. 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