{"product_id":"grumpy-old-submariner-cheesy-hammy-eggy-t-shirt","title":"Grumpy Old Submariner, Give Cheesy, Hammy, Eggy T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eRoyal Navy T Shirt, Grumpy Old Submariner Supply With Rum And Cheesy, Hammy, Eggy\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpend long enough dolphined up on a boat and two things become non-negotiable, a tot and a proper Cheesy Hammy Eggy. Mess with either and the grumpy old submariner gets even grumpier.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRoyal Navy T Shirt For The Boat Crowd Who Get The Reference\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one is gloriously exclusive, the sort of line that sails straight over the heads of everyone except those who served beneath the waves. The Cheesy Hammy Eggy is a galley legend, a fried slab of comfort that fuelled long patrols, and pairing it with rum and a permanent scowl nails the submariner character perfectly. As a veteran-owned shop we love a design that only the right people understand, because the in-crowd reaction is the whole reward. Wear it to a boat reunion and you will spend the night nodding at men who suddenly want to talk about scran. Printed on heavyweight 180gsm cotton so it survives years of being dragged out for every dolphins do. Browse the wider \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/royal-navy-t-shirts\"\u003eRoyal Navy t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e range if you want to kit out the whole mess.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind The Cheesy Hammy Eggy Line\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt celebrates a very specific tribe within the Senior Service, the submariners who wear grumpy as a badge and treat galley folklore as gospel. The humour is deliberately niche, written so that surface fleet and the other services blink at it while every old boat hand grins. That gatekeeping is the joke, a private handshake printed on cotton for the men who earned it the hard way under the sea. Anyone who has stood a dog watch dreaming of a CHE knows exactly the comfort the line is reaching for. Backed by more than 16,000 verified reviews, the print keeps its bite through endless washes, which suits a shirt destined for every reunion on the calendar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRoyal Navy T Shirt That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA design this tribal has to read clean and last, and the sharp DTG print keeps the wording crisp so fellow submariners catch it at a glance. Black gives it that no-nonsense look that suits the grumpy old sea dog wearing it, holding the lettering bold without fade. It earns its keep at boat reunions, dolphins presentations, mess functions, and any bar where ex-submariners gather to swing the lamp. The generous, long-length cut keeps it comfortable across a long night of dits and rum, which feels entirely on theme. Sizing runs true to standard, so matching a favourite tee from the wardrobe is the quickest way to get the fit spot on. Order one for yourself and another for the oppo who still owes you a tot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRoyal Navy T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat material and print is this Royal Navy t shirt made from?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis Royal Navy t shirt is 180gsm heavyweight cotton with a high-definition direct-to-garment print. The heavier cotton holds its shape through repeated washing, and the DTG method keeps the submariner wording sharp and fade-resistant rather than cracking after a few wears.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the sizing fit compared to standard t shirts?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing runs true to standard with a long length and a roomy, generous cut. Check a favourite shirt against the size chart before ordering, since the relaxed fit means most submariners take their usual size rather than going up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow fast does it ship and can the design be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduction takes 1 to 2 days and shipping runs 1 to 3 days once dispatched. The Cheesy Hammy Eggy design is printed exactly as shown and is not set up for personalisation, so it lands ready to wear straight to the next reunion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho actually gets this grumpy old submariner design?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is built for submariners and dolphin-wearing veterans who know a Cheesy Hammy Eggy on sight and rate rum above small talk. 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