{"product_id":"grumpy-not-ready-t-shirt","title":"Grumpy Not Ready T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eGrumpy T Shirt, Awake But Not Ready To Do Things\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMornings are a rumour he refuses to confirm before the second coffee. Eyes open is the absolute maximum on offer, and doing things was never part of the deal.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eGrumpy T Shirt For The Barely Conscious\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe slogan reads like a legal disclaimer, which is exactly how he treats it. The bold lettering is printed in high-definition DTG, so the warning stays legible even at six in the morning. It belongs in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/grumpy-t-shirts\"\u003egrumpy t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e collection, where being awake is acknowledged but never celebrated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind Awake But Not Ready\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone can be tired, but it takes commitment to declare it in print. The line draws a firm boundary between consciousness and participation, and the people who need it know exactly who they are. With over 16,000 verified reviews, plenty of fellow non-morning people have already made it official.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eGrumpy T Shirt That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA statement this important deserves better than a flimsy tee, so it is printed on 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape through endless lie-ins. The weight also makes it a proper lounging shirt for the hours between waking up and becoming a person. Wear it until noon, minimum.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eGrumpy T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the Not Ready t shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Not Ready t shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) printing, which keeps the white slogan crisp and fade-resistant. Wash it inside out at 30 degrees and the lettering stays sharp for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the Not Ready t shirt fit and what size should I order?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Not Ready t shirt has a long length and a generous unisex fit, so most customers order their usual size. Check the size chart before ordering, as it lists exact chest measurements for every size from Small up to 5XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen will my Not Ready t shirt ship and can it be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach Not Ready t shirt is printed to order, usually within 2 to 3 production days, then shipped within 1 to 3 days from the print facility closest to you. 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