{"product_id":"grandad-dpm-sweatshirt","title":"Grandad DPM Sweatshirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eProfessional Grandad DPM Sweatshirt, Not Retired\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRetired is the wrong word for it. The man has simply taken up a full-time position that pays in cuddles and demands a specialist skill set no employer ever asked for. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Love that I'm buying from a family-owned company. I wasn't disappointed. Outstanding quality and Service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Martin B.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOver 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlenty of sweatshirts at this price start bobbling after a few washes. Ours is 280gsm, an 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester blend, soft cotton-faced on the inside. Twin needle stitching at the seams, a taped neck so nothing rubs, and WRAP certified production behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great shirt, great quality and I highly recommend.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Sue W.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e80% ringspun cotton\/20% polyester, a proper heavyweight blend built to last season after season.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eGenerous fit - Previous customers say it fits both men and women well, and roomy enough that it goes over a shirt without a fight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eWeight, a nice and thick 280gsm that feels premium and keeps the cold out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eSoft cotton-faced fabric - warm as toast.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eTaped neck – more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eTwin needle stitching for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eWRAP Certified Production – no sweatshops.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eProfessional Grandad DPM Sweatshirt For The Full-Time Granddad\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe job description is a serious one. Proficient in telling bad jokes, singing naughty songs, producing a sound effect on demand when a finger is pulled, and performing very average magic tricks to a small and forgiving audience. The camouflage print is a knowing nod, because a good grandad knows exactly when to disappear before bath time and reappear the moment the biscuit tin opens. It is a role he wears with enormous pride and not a shred of dignity. Made for the man who treats grandchildren as his finest work, it sits happily beside the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-grandad-t-shirts\"\u003egrandad clothing\u003c\/a\u003e. At a proper 280gsm, it stands up to sticky hands and garden campaigns alike.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind The Job Title\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCalling it a profession is the whole gag, elevating the daft delight of grandfathering into a career with genuine credentials. The bad jokes are a qualification, the naughty songs are continuing professional development, and the average magic is simply keeping his hand in. There is real tenderness beneath the silliness, the portrait of a man who has found his happiest calling late in life and throws himself into it entirely. The camo motif gives it a cheeky military flavour without pretending to anything more. More than 16,400 verified reviews back the quality behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eProfessional Grandad DPM Sweatshirt That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA grandad in full swing needs a garment that can take a beating, and the heavyweight blend copes with everything from finger paint to piggybacks. The direct-to-garment print keeps the lettering and pattern sharp, so the joke and the camo both read well long after countless washes. It suits the hands-on granddad who is never happier than mid-caper with the little ones. Warm, tough, and built for active service in the living room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eProfessional Grandad DPM Sweatshirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the Professional Grandad DPM sweatshirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is an 80\/20 ringspun cotton-polyester blend at a substantial 280gsm, warm and soft cotton-faced for comfort during long play sessions. The design and camo pattern are applied with high-definition direct-to-garment printing, staying crisp and fade-resistant through repeated washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the sizing compare with a standard sweatshirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt fits true to standard sizing with a unisex cut, so it suits men and women alike. For a roomier feel while chasing grandchildren round the garden, size up. Checking the size chart before ordering is the surest way to get the fit right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow quickly is it made and posted, and can it be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach one is made to order in roughly 1 to 2 working days, then shipped within a 1 to 3 day window depending on your location. The design is fixed as shown and cannot be personalised, which keeps the print sharp and the joke consistent on every sweatshirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is this sweatshirt best suited to?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is made for the devoted granddad who treats grandfathering as a full-time vocation, complete with bad jokes and dubious magic. 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