{"product_id":"good-scissors-t-shirt","title":"Good Scissors T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eGood Scissors, Hidden And Staying That Way\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery household has exactly one good pair of scissors, and exactly one person who knows where they are. That person guards the secret the way spies guard a dead drop, and today that person is you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOver 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlenty of t shirts at this price go baggy at the neck within a month. Ours is 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous. Seamless twin needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, twin needle sleeves and hem, and a tear-out label instead of the scratchy one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eGood Scissors T Shirt For The Household Hoarder\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomewhere in every home there is a drawer full of scissors that will not cut paper, will not cut ribbon, will not cut anything without a fight. And somewhere else, hidden with real intent, sit the good ones, known to exactly one person in the house. This design is for that person, the quiet custodian of the only pair that actually works. Printed on 180gsm heavyweight cotton, built to survive as long as the secret does. It fits right in among our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/grumpy-t-shirts\"\u003egrumpy t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e, a whole shelf of designs for people who have made peace with being the difficult one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind Hiding The Good Scissors\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTypical British Behaviour started as a joke about small domestic tyrannies, the tiny rules nobody agreed to but everyone somehow enforces. Hiding the good scissors is the purest example, no negotiation, no explanation, just a firm and unspoken no. Ask where they are and you will get a shrug, a change of subject, or a flat denial they exist at all. Printed with direct-to-garment (DTG) print, the design stays crisp wash after wash, outlasting every failed search for the good scissors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eGood Scissors T Shirt That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA good grumpy slogan does not explain itself, it just states the position and lets everyone else feel seen. This one keeps it short, deadpan, and completely unapologetic. Backed by over 16,400 verified five-star reviews, it holds its shape and colour long after the scissors have been moved to a new hiding place nobody else will ever find.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eGood Scissors T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat material is the Good Scissors t shirt made from?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long rather than skimping on length. The design uses direct-to-garment (DTG) printing, so the lettering stays sharp and will not crack or fade in the wash. It holds its shape wash after wash, same as every t shirt in the range.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this t shirt run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, sizing runs true for most customers, so stick with your usual size. 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