{"product_id":"funny-simon-gift-t-shirt","title":"Funny Simon Gift T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFunny Simon Gift T Shirt, Approach With Confidence\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou know the one. He nearly pulled it off last time, he very nearly pulled it off the time before, and he is lining up another go right now.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,400 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eApproach With Confidence\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Simon who does not come with instructions because instructions would undersell him considerably. Some things you simply have to experience firsthand. Everyone who has is very glad they did, even if the thing he was attempting did not, strictly speaking, come off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSo Close, Every Time\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSimon is the man who nearly pulls it off, which is in its own way more admirable than never trying at all. He gives it a genuine go, gets agonisingly close, and lines up the next attempt without missing a beat. The effort is never in question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy This Simon T Shirt Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf your Simon is the one who almost did the thing, this names it with affection rather than mockery. It works for a birthday or Christmas, especially as a group gift from mates who all know exactly which near miss this refers to. Browse the rest of the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/simon-t-shirts\"\u003efunny Simon t-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e for the full set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSimon T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the Simon t shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Simon t shirt is made from strong 180gsm heavyweight cotton and finished with a high-definition direct-to-garment print that stays sharp and resists fading. The heavier fabric holds its shape far better than the thinner tees most sellers offer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the sizing on this t shirt fit?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis t shirt has a long length and a generous fit, so it sits comfortably on any physique rather than clinging. 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