{"product_id":"funny-matthew-gift-t-shirt","title":"Funny Matthew Gift T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFunny Matthew Gift T Shirt, Handle With Some Awareness\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou know the one. He gets on with the work, asks for nothing, and would simply like to be called by his actual name.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,400 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHandle With Some Awareness\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Matthew who is completely harmless in all the ways that matter and absolutely not harmless in all the ways that are funny. Anyone who knows him will confirm this immediately and without hesitation. He has never once consented to being called Matt, and while he will not make a scene about it, he has certainly not forgotten.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eIt's Matthew, Not Matt\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMatthew quietly gets on with whatever needs doing and rarely complains about anything. The one exception is the shortening of his name, which he never agreed to and has been silently logging for years. The lack of a complaint is, if anything, the complaint.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy This Matthew T Shirt Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you have ever called him Matt and felt the faint chill, this is the gift that makes a joke of it. It works for a birthday or Christmas, and especially well as an office gift where everyone shortens it. Browse the rest of the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/matthew-t-shirts\"\u003efunny Matthew t-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e for the full set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMatthew T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the Matthew t shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Matthew t shirt is made from strong 180gsm heavyweight cotton and finished with a high-definition direct-to-garment print that stays sharp and resists fading. The heavier fabric holds its shape far better than the thinner tees most sellers offer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the sizing on this t shirt fit?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis t shirt has a long length and a generous fit, so it sits comfortably on any physique rather than clinging. 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