{"product_id":"for-idiots-t-shirt","title":"For Idiots T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003ePeople Skills, For Idiots\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour people skills were never the issue. It is the daily parade of idiots that keeps chipping away at a tolerance you were not born with much of.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOver 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlenty of t shirts at this price go baggy at the neck within a month. Ours is 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous. Seamless twin needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, twin needle sleeves and hem, and a tear-out label instead of the scratchy one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePeople Skills Fine Tolerance For Idiots The Real Problem\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people wake up ready to be patient with everyone. You wake up doing sums on how many fools you can survive before lunch, and the answer is usually one, usually before the kettle has boiled. This is not a warning, it is a public notice, printed at 180gsm so it stays legible through years of eye rolling. You get on fine with the competent, the quiet, and the ones who read the room. It is the other lot, the reply-all merchants, the ones who stand still on escalators, who use up the goodwill you woke up with. A \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lionlegion.co.uk\/collections\/grumpy-t-shirts\"\u003egrumpy t shirt\u003c\/a\u003e says it before you have to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind People Skills Just Fine\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line lands because it is not a joke to the person wearing it. Blaming your people skills would be admitting fault, and there is no fault here. The fault sits with the endless supply of idiots testing a tolerance that was never that generous to begin with. Say it out loud and you sound like the problem. Print it on a chest and let it do the talking, and you are just an honest man stating a fact the whole room secretly agrees with. Direct-to-garment printing keeps every word crisp, because a statement this clear should never be squinted at.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePeople Skills Fine That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt works because it is aimed, not general. A vague grumpy slogan is background noise. This one names the actual grievance, the tolerance running low and the idiots running high, and it names it with a straight face. It suits the man who has stopped pretending, the colleague out of patience for the daily circus, the dad who has heard the same nonsense once too often. Wear it to the office, the family do, the queue that will not move, and let the right people respect you for saying what they were all thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePeople Skills T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is this people skills t shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous so it holds its shape rather than sagging at the neck. The slogan is applied with high-definition direct-to-garment printing, which sinks into the fabric and stays sharp and fade-resistant wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the sizing come up on this tolerance for idiots tee?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing runs true to standard for most customers, with a long, generous cut through the body. If you like a roomier feel, take your normal size. Check the size chart before ordering, and if in doubt measure a t shirt you already own flat and compare it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow fast is delivery, and can this idiots slogan shirt be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach shirt is made to order, with 1 to 2 production days and a 1 to 3 day shipping window on top. No, this design is not personalised. It is printed exactly as shown, which keeps the deadpan wording landing as written.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is this shirt actually for?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is for the person whose patience is a limited resource and who has stopped apologising for it. It suits the fed-up colleague, the straight-talking dad, the friend who says what everyone thinks. 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