{"product_id":"flesh-wound-t-shirt","title":"Flesh Wound T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFlesh Wound T Shirt, Walk It Off\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Black Knight had no arms, no legs, and still logged it as a flesh wound. This shirt is for everyone who has ever nodded along to that kind of logic.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFlesh Wound T Shirt for Anyone Who Refuses to Revise Their Assessment\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DPM camo running through this design gives it an edge that goes beyond the joke alone. It sits particularly well with veterans and anyone who has genuinely had to put their head down and keep moving when the situation looked considerably worse than manageable. The Black Knight's position is objectively dire. His attitude is absolutely not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind It's Just a Flesh Wound\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe joke has held up for fifty years because the gap between the Black Knight's actual situation and his diagnosis is so spectacularly wide. Pairing that armless, legless determination with military camouflage tightens the humour for anyone who understands what pressing on regardless actually looks like in practice. The slogan does not need explaining to the right person, and that is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFlesh Wound T Shirt That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor anyone browsing \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lionlegion.co.uk\/collections\/film-t-shirts\"\u003efilm t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e for a design where the image and the slogan are pulling in exactly the same direction, this one earns its place. Nothing is wasted and nothing needs a footnote. The right person clocks it immediately, and the DPM camo gives it just enough of an extra layer for those who read it that way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFlesh Wound T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat material and print method does the Flesh Wound T Shirt use?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Flesh Wound T Shirt is printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) onto 180gsm heavyweight cotton. DTG delivers a sharp, fade-resistant result across the detailed illustration and slogan text, holding up well through regular washing. At 180gsm, the fabric is noticeably heavier than most printed t-shirts on the market and keeps its shape over time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the Flesh Wound T Shirt fit?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Flesh Wound T Shirt has a generous, long-length fit that suits most builds. Sizing runs true for the majority of customers, but checking the size chart before ordering is recommended. The longer cut works well on taller frames and the generous fit does not pull across the chest or shoulders.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen does this order ship and can the design be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrders for the Flesh Wound T Shirt are produced within 1 to 2 business days and dispatched within 1 to 3 days of production completing. 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