{"product_id":"excuse-me-emotional-constipation-t-shirt","title":"Excuse Me T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eExcuse Me, A Warning Worn On The Chest\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people give fair notice before they fail to react the way polite society expects. The shirt does the explaining so the wearer does not have to, and frankly cannot be bothered to.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eExcuse Me For The Emotionally Unbothered\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere is a certain freedom in admitting, right up front, that the well of sympathy has run dry and is not refilling today. The slogan dresses up sheer indifference as a medical condition, an emotional constipation that conveniently excuses the wearer from caring about things they were never going to care about anyway. It lands with the deadpan soul who finds polite small talk exhausting and would rather state the truth than fake the concern. It belongs with the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-rude-t-shirts\"\u003efunny rude t-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e for those whose patience left the building some time ago. Printed with high-definition DTG so the blunt confession stays sharp and readable through every wash, every eye-roll, every conversation the wearer would much rather not be having.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind The Emotional Constipation Line\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe gag works by borrowing the language of an ailment to excuse a deliberate lack of feeling. Framing indifference as a condition you suffer from is the perfect cover story, because who can argue with a diagnosis. The blunt sign-off lands the punchline with zero ceremony, which is exactly the appeal for the person who genuinely cannot summon the energy to pretend otherwise. Built on heavyweight 180gsm cotton, it has the substance to be worn on repeat by someone who treats enthusiasm as an optional extra. The humour is dry, unapologetic, and a little antisocial, the sort of statement that ends conversations rather than starting them, which is exactly what its wearer is hoping for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eExcuse Me That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA blunt slogan only works when it commits to the attitude instead of softening it, and this one never flinches. It states the position plainly and dares anyone to take offence, which is precisely why it suits the person who has stopped pretending to care. It makes a knowing gift for the friend or relative famous for their low tolerance and lower patience. Backed by more than 16,000 verified reviews, the print and fabric stand up to daily wear by someone who clearly enjoys the reactions. Order it for the gloriously unbothered character in your life, the one who treats other people's drama as strictly not their problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eExcuse Me FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is this t-shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Excuse Me t-shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and printed using high-definition direct-to-garment (DTG) printing. The denser fabric keeps its shape through repeated washing, and the DTG method keeps the slogan sharp and fade-resistant so the blunt message reads clean wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the sizing fit?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Excuse Me t-shirt fits true to standard sizing for most customers, with a long body and a generous cut. Check the size chart before ordering, and size up one from your usual everyday t-shirt if you prefer a roomier, more relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen does it ship and can it be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour Excuse Me order is produced within 1 to 2 days and then ships within a 1 to 3 day window. This design is printed exactly as shown and cannot be personalised, so the wording stays as the original blunt slogan with no custom text added.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is this rude t-shirt best suited to?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Excuse Me t-shirt suits the deadpan, emotionally unbothered type who finds small talk exhausting and patience optional. 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