{"product_id":"elf-employed-christmas-jumper","title":"Elf Employed Christmas Jumper","description":"\u003ch2\u003eElf Employed Christmas Jumper, Est. North Pole\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the one who is their own boss, their own office manager and the only guest at their own Christmas party. Every December the elf behind the business gets a day off, eventually.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Love that I'm buying from a family-owned company. I wasn't disappointed. Outstanding quality and Service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Martin B.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOver 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlenty of sweatshirts at this price start bobbling after a few washes. Ours is 280gsm, an 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester blend, soft cotton-faced on the inside. Twin needle stitching at the seams, a taped neck so nothing rubs, and WRAP certified production behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great shirt, great quality and I highly recommend.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Sue W.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e80% ringspun cotton\/20% polyester, a proper heavyweight blend built to last season after season.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eGenerous fit - Previous customers say it fits both men and women well, and roomy enough that it goes over a shirt without a fight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eWeight, a nice and thick 280gsm that feels premium and keeps the cold out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSoft cotton-faced fabric - warm as toast.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck – more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle stitching for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eWRAP Certified Production – no sweatshops.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eElf Employed Christmas Jumper For The One-Person Business\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorking for yourself means doing the invoices, the deliveries and the tax return, then wondering why nobody organised a Christmas do. The design gives the sole trader a proper title. Elf in big green letters, employed underneath, and an elf hat on top like a company uniform. Est. North Pole adds a founding date with gravitas. At 280gsm it is warm enough for a home office where the heating is a business expense they are trying to avoid. More \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-christmas-jumpers\"\u003efunny Christmas jumpers\u003c\/a\u003e are on hand for the rest of the workforce.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind Elf Employed\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSelf and elf are one letter apart, and anyone running their own business has felt a bit like a workshop elf in December. Long hours, tight deadlines, and a demanding client list that wants everything delivered before the twenty fifth. The pun turns all that into a badge. Printed direct-to-garment, the bright green lettering and gold banner stay crisp, so the job title reads clearly at every networking event and family gathering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eElf Employed Christmas Jumper That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is a joke only the right people fully get. Freelancers, tradespeople, small shop owners and anyone who has ever said no to a holiday because nobody else could cover. It also suits a small team whose boss likes to call everyone elves in December. WRAP certified production and a soft cotton-faced inside mean it handles a long working day and the office party of one that follows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eElf Employed Christmas Jumper FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the Elf Employed Christmas Jumper made from?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Elf Employed Christmas Jumper is a 280gsm sweatshirt in an 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester blend. The design is printed direct-to-garment for sharp, fade-resistant colour, and twin needle stitching at the seams keeps it in shape through long working days in December.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the Elf Employed Christmas Jumper fit?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Elf Employed Christmas Jumper follows standard sizing with a generous cut, so it layers comfortably over a work shirt or polo. Measure across the chest of a sweatshirt you already own and compare it with the size chart to pick the right size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen will the Elf Employed Christmas Jumper be delivered, and can it be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Elf Employed Christmas Jumper is printed to order in 1 to 2 production days, then shipped with a 1 to 3 day delivery window. It cannot be personalised, so the job title stays as designed. Ordering early in December avoids the busiest week for deliveries.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is the Elf Employed Christmas Jumper for?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Elf Employed Christmas Jumper is for anyone running their own show at Christmas. 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