{"product_id":"dont-be-a-richard-t-shirt","title":"Dont Be A Richard T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eDon't Be A Richard, The Third\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEveryone has worked with one, served alongside one, or quietly suspected they were one on a bad day. The name does the heavy lifting here, and anyone who knows their rhyming slang gets there in about two seconds flat.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eDon't Be A Richard Banter For The Barrack Room\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA clean line with a filthy punchline hiding in plain sight is the kind of humour that travels well from the mess hall to the pub. The shirt names no names, yet everybody in the room can think of at least one candidate before the laughter dies down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt belongs to the wearer who deals in dry, understated wind-ups rather than shouting for attention. The line is cheeky enough to raise eyebrows but tame enough to wear in front of the in-laws, which is precisely the balance that makes it work. As a veteran-owned brand we know this exact brand of barrack-room banter inside out, and the 180gsm cotton carries it with a weight that matches the confidence. Anyone after more in the same spirit will find plenty across the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-military-t-shirts\"\u003efunny military t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e range.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind The Don't Be A Richard Line\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe whole gag rides on the slang. Spell out the third and the penny drops, and the cleaner the delivery the harder it lands. Saying it straight, with a perfectly innocent face, is what turns a simple name into a warning the whole room understands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt works as a gift for a mate who has earned the nickname fair and square, and as a quiet public service announcement for everyone forced to share an office with one. Printed with high-definition DTG, the wording stays sharp wash after wash, so the message never fades before the recipient does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eDon't Be A Richard Wit That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome slogan tees try too hard and explain the joke into the ground. This one trusts the wearer and the audience to meet in the middle, which is exactly why it earns a snort rather than a polite smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBacked by more than 16,000 verified reviews, the build quality holds up to constant wear from the kind of person who lives in their favourite shirt. Pick a colour with the right amount of attitude and let the slang do the rest, no explanation required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eDon't Be A Richard T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the Don't Be A Richard t shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Don't Be A Richard t shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) technology for a crisp, fade-resistant finish. The heavier fabric keeps its shape through repeated washes, so the slang line stays sharp and readable for the long haul.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the Don't Be A Richard t shirt fit and which size should I order?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Don't Be A Richard t shirt is cut long with a generous fit and sizing runs true for most customers. Check the size chart before ordering, and size down if you prefer a closer cut, since the body length leans roomy rather than fitted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen will my Don't Be A Richard t shirt ship and can it be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrders are usually produced within 1 to 2 days and shipped within a 1 to 3 day window. As a veteran-owned brand we keep turnaround tight, and the Don't Be A Richard t shirt is sold as the fixed design shown, so the slogan is not set up for personalisation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is the Don't Be A Richard t shirt best suited to?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Don't Be A Richard t shirt suits anyone fluent in dry barrack-room banter and rhyming slang, especially serving and ex-Forces wearers. It makes a knowing gift for the mate who has thoroughly earned the title, and a deadpan warning for everyone who has to put up with him.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lion Legion","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":32782222426158,"sku":"GD05-BLK-S","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":32782222458926,"sku":"GD05-BLK-M","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":32782222491694,"sku":"GD05-BLK-L","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ X-Large","offer_id":32782222524462,"sku":"GD05-BLK-XL","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2X-Large","offer_id":32782222557230,"sku":"GD05-BLK-2XL","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3X-Large","offer_id":32782222589998,"sku":"GD05-BLK-3XL","price":23.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4X-Large","offer_id":32782222622766,"sku":"GD05-BLK-4XL","price":24.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5X-Large","offer_id":32782222655534,"sku":"GD05-BLK-5XL","price":25.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0268\/4089\/1438\/files\/dont-be-a-richard-t-shirt-15507513311278.png?v=1714583450","url":"https:\/\/lionlegion.co.uk\/products\/dont-be-a-richard-t-shirt","provider":"Lion Legion","version":"1.0","type":"link"}