{"product_id":"do-not-read-the-next-sentence-t-shirt","title":"Do Not Read T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFunny Slogan T Shirt, Do Not Read The Next Sentence\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou knew exactly what would happen the moment someone leaned in to read it, and you were right. Telling a person not to read something is the fastest way to make sure they do.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFunny Slogan T Shirt Built To Catch People Out\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe whole joke lives in the gap between the instruction and human nature. You wear it knowing full well that nosy mates, bored colleagues and curious strangers will all do the one thing it tells them not to. It is a small, deadpan trap, and watching it spring never gets old. Sitting among our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-military-t-shirts\"\u003efunny military t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e, it carries that dry barrack-room wit where the bait is the punchline. Printed with a high-definition DTG process, the lettering stays crisp and legible so the trap keeps working through wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind Do Not Read The Next Sentence\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReverse psychology is the oldest wind-up in the book, and this design weaponises it on a t-shirt. The person who buys it tends to have a quiet, mischievous streak, the type who would rather set a trap and watch than tell a joke out loud. It rewards an audience, so it earns its keep at the pub, on a stag do, or anywhere a snowflake might take the bait. Backed by over 16,000 verified reviews, the shirt itself is as solid as the gag, so it holds up to being pointed at, prodded, and laughed over for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFunny Slogan T Shirt That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA wind-up shirt is only any good if it survives the handling, and this one is made for it. The 180gsm heavyweight cotton has a proper, substantial feel, with a generous cut that sits well on every shape. As a veteran-owned brand, we put the same care into the build as into the joke, with taped seams and a tear-out label so it stays comfortable through heavy wear. The result is a shirt that keeps its shape and its sharp print long after a flimsier tee would have faded into a dishcloth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFunny Slogan T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is this funny slogan t shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny slogan t shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and printed with a high-definition direct-to-garment process. The DTG ink bonds into the fabric for a sharp finish, and a cool inside-out wash keeps the lettering clean and readable for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the sizing fit on this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing runs true to standard for most customers, so your usual size is the safe pick. 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