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Seamless twin needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, twin needle sleeves and hem, and a tear-out label instead of the scratchy one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eBribed With Biscuits T Shirt for the Professionally Unbothered\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery household has one. The person who goes very quiet when the bins need doing and develops a mysterious bad back on moving day. They are waiting for the right offer, and the right offer comes in a packet with a red tear strip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe slogan admits what everyone already knows. Motivation is low and the going rate for a favour is two custard creams and a cup of tea. A packet of chocolate digestives buys a full afternoon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on 180gsm heavyweight cotton, it is built for the sofa, the shed and the long sit down after doing nothing much. More slogans about what really runs a British home sit in the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-food-and-drink-t-shirts\"\u003efunny food t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e range.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind Can't Be Bothered, Bribed With Biscuits\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost of us run on a quiet internal economy. Chores cost effort, and effort has to be paid for. The joke turns that private arrangement into a public price list.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt belongs to the person with a secret stash in the desk drawer, who dunks without shame and judges a café by what arrives on the saucer. The lettering is printed direct-to-garment in a bold, chunky hand that reads clearly from across the office.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eBribed With Biscuits T Shirt That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHere the first line is a flat refusal, and the second hands over the cheat code.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt suits the teenager who only surfaces for snacks, the dad who will fix the shelf straight after elevenses, and anyone who has said in a minute and meant tomorrow. Over 16,400 verified five-star reviews say the shirt is worth every biscuit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eBribed With Biscuits T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the Bribed With Biscuits T Shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Bribed With Biscuits T Shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and resists going baggy at the neck. The slogan is printed using direct-to-garment printing for sharp, fade-resistant lettering. It also has a taped neck and a tear-out label.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the Bribed With Biscuits T Shirt fit?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Bribed With Biscuits T Shirt fits true to standard UK sizing, with a long body and a generous cut that sits comfortably on most builds. To be sure, lay a favourite t shirt flat, measure it from armpit to armpit and check it against the size chart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow long does the Bribed With Biscuits T Shirt take to arrive, and can it be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach Bribed With Biscuits T Shirt is printed to order in 1 to 2 production days, then shipped with a delivery window of 1 to 3 days. 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