{"product_id":"ask-mum-t-shirt","title":"Ask Mum T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eAsk Mum, The Official Dad Deflection\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe kids fire off another impossible question and you have a stock answer ready printed across your chest. Three words, zero effort, problem successfully handed to someone else.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAsk Mum Worn By The Dad With A Plan\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery dad knows the truth. When the questions get hard, the homework gets weird, or the request involves money, there is one correct response and it is to redirect upward to a higher authority. This shirt makes that redirection official, a permanent get-out clause stitched into everyday wear. The humour lands because it is exactly what dads already say, just bolder and funnier on a t shirt. Printed on 180gsm heavyweight cotton, it is built for the long haul of school runs, weekends, and endless interrogation. It is the sort of line that gets a knowing laugh from every parent who reads it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFind more easy wins in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-t-shirts\"\u003ecollection of funny t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e built for people who appreciate a good deflection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind The Ask Mum Line\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe joke works because it is universally true and slightly cheeky about it. Dad is not refusing to help, he is simply delegating to the family member with the actual answers, and everyone in the house knows it. It captures that fond, lazy bit of household teamwork where one parent fields the impossible stuff. We back it with over 16,000 verified reviews, so the shirt carrying the deflection is as solid as the dodge itself. It reads brilliantly at the park, the school gates, or any gathering where kids are likely to start asking questions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAsk Mum That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA three-word joke has to be pitched perfectly or it falls flat. Too smug and it grates, too soft and it disappears. This one keeps the deadpan dad energy that makes the line actually funny rather than just a slogan. Printed with durable DTG so the message stays crisp through every wash, it survives the spaghetti, the mud, and the chaos of family life. It suits the dad who has fully embraced passing the difficult questions along with a straight face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAsk Mum FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the Ask Mum t shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Ask Mum t shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) for a crisp, fade-resistant finish. The heavier cotton holds its shape wash after wash, which matters on a shirt that lives through real family life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the sizing run on this funny t shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing runs true to standard for most customers, with a long length and a generous fit. Check the size chart against a t shirt you already own before ordering, and size up if you prefer a roomier everyday feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow quickly does it ship and can the Ask Mum design be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrders are produced in 1 to 2 days and ship within a 1 to 3 day window. The Ask Mum design is sold as shown and is not personalised, which keeps the three-word punchline clean and instant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is the Ask Mum t shirt best for?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt suits the dad who has perfected the art of the upward redirect when the kids get curious. 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