Grumpy Old Stoker, Give Cheesy, Hammy, Eggy T Shirt

£21.99

Grumpy Old Stoker, Give Cheesy, Hammy, Eggy T Shirt

£21.99
10 reviews
Once upon a time, in a small town called Cheeseland, on the...
Once upon a time, in a small town called Cheeseland, on the edge of a Royal Navy establishment full of Sultans, there lived a grumpy t-shirt stoker named Eggy. Eggy had always been known for his sour demeanor and tendency to complain about everything. He would often be seen walking down the streets of Cheeseland, muttering under his breath and scowling at anyone who crossed his path. One sunny morning, as Eggy was strolling through the town square, he noticed a crowd gathering around a booth that had just been set up. Curiosity got the better of him, and he reluctantly made his way towards the commotion. As Eggy approached the booth, he saw a display of colorful t-shirts with a bold text that read, "Not The Messiah." It seemed to be the latest trend in Chees eland, as everyone around him seemed excitedly discussing the shirts and eagerly purchasing them. Eggy couldn't understand what all the fuss was about. Intrigued by the hype, Eggy decided to ask one of the customers why these t-shirts were causing such a commotion. The customer turned to him with a smile and explained that the shirts were inspired by a famous comedic opera called "Not The Messiah." The opera, which parodied religious and historical figures, had gained a cult following and the t-shirts were a way for fans to show their love for the production. Eggy couldn't help but roll his eyes at the explanation.  
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Grumpy Old Stoker, Supply With Rum And Cheesy, Hammy, Eggy

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Hoofing shirt - Been looking for something like this for a long time (Doug T)

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Came in just a few days and the quality is spot on (Mike S.)

What Stoker has never eaten a 'Cheesy Hammy Eggy'? I confess to having consumed way too many, both in and out of the Engine Room. They became so popular in our house at one point that the ingredients were default on the weekly shopping list and anyone who used the last of the cheese was in the poop!

This is probably one of the few designs we have that the other Services will not understand.

  • 100%, best-quality, strong cotton - lasts a long time.
  • Check the sizing chart - previous customers say sizing is very accurate.
  • Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
  • High Definition Digital Sublimation Print - crisp and fade-resistant.
  • Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
  • Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
  • Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
  • Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' syndrome.
  • Patriotic logo printed on right upper arm

Created and Printed in the UK 🇬🇧

Go ahead and select your size above

Delivery & Returns

We provide free shipping on all orders over £49.

Provided shipping is to an address in the UK, we will cover the cost of postage and packing when you order more than £49 of our awesome products (please note there is not enough meat on the bone to give you free shipping AND a discount at the same time).

How long does it take to receive my order?

All of our items are proudly custom made and printed on-demand in the UK. Orders typically take only 3 business days for us to get them printed, dried, quality control checked, and then packed. You can then select 24 or 48 Hrs Royal Mail at the checkout for deliveries to the UK.

How long does delivery take to countries outside the UK?

To see delivery times outside the UK, please look at the Shipping Rates page for details. Typically, it takes 5-10 working days after leaving our facility, with possible further-in-country delays, depending on your local COVID-19 restrictions.

How can I track my order?

We will email you a tracking number as soon as your order is about to leave our Facility.

What is your Returns Policy?

Although we have a very high level of customer satisfaction and retention, we also recognise that in rare cases, refunds may be requested. We want you to love your purchase, so if you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order. Please email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk

How do I contact you?

If you have any other questions or have questions about problems which are NOT listed on this page, please get in touch via email at support@lionlegion.co.uk

Christmas and Other Anniversary Deliveries

We do our utmost to get orders printed in good time, dried, quality checked and then out the door to you. During the run-up to Christmas we put double-shifts on the printing machines and in the warehouse to make sure we keep up with the high volume of orders. But we don't have direct control over Royal Mail or the couriers and cannot, therefore, guarantee that orders will be received in time for Christmas, Birthdays or other anniversaries or special dates and will not issue refunds on that basis unfortunately. So please make sure that you order in good time.

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Grumpy Old Stoker, Supply With Rum And Cheesy, Hammy, Eggy

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Hoofing shirt - Been looking for something like this for a long time (Doug T)

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Came in just a few days and the quality is spot on (Mike S.)

What Stoker has never eaten a 'Cheesy Hammy Eggy'? I confess to having consumed way too many, both in and out of the Engine Room. They became so popular in our house at one point that the ingredients were default on the weekly shopping list and anyone who used the last of the cheese was in the poop!

This is probably one of the few designs we have that the other Services will not understand.

  • 100%, best-quality, strong cotton - lasts a long time.
  • Check the sizing chart - previous customers say sizing is very accurate.
  • Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
  • High Definition Digital Sublimation Print - crisp and fade-resistant.
  • Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
  • Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
  • Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
  • Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' syndrome.
  • Patriotic logo printed on right upper arm

Created and Printed in the UK 🇬🇧

Go ahead and select your size above

Delivery & Returns

We provide free shipping on all orders over £49.

Provided shipping is to an address in the UK, we will cover the cost of postage and packing when you order more than £49 of our awesome products (please note there is not enough meat on the bone to give you free shipping AND a discount at the same time).

How long does it take to receive my order?

All of our items are proudly custom made and printed on-demand in the UK. Orders typically take only 3 business days for us to get them printed, dried, quality control checked, and then packed. You can then select 24 or 48 Hrs Royal Mail at the checkout for deliveries to the UK.

How long does delivery take to countries outside the UK?

To see delivery times outside the UK, please look at the Shipping Rates page for details. Typically, it takes 5-10 working days after leaving our facility, with possible further-in-country delays, depending on your local COVID-19 restrictions.

How can I track my order?

We will email you a tracking number as soon as your order is about to leave our Facility.

What is your Returns Policy?

Although we have a very high level of customer satisfaction and retention, we also recognise that in rare cases, refunds may be requested. We want you to love your purchase, so if you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order. Please email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk

How do I contact you?

If you have any other questions or have questions about problems which are NOT listed on this page, please get in touch via email at support@lionlegion.co.uk

Christmas and Other Anniversary Deliveries

We do our utmost to get orders printed in good time, dried, quality checked and then out the door to you. During the run-up to Christmas we put double-shifts on the printing machines and in the warehouse to make sure we keep up with the high volume of orders. But we don't have direct control over Royal Mail or the couriers and cannot, therefore, guarantee that orders will be received in time for Christmas, Birthdays or other anniversaries or special dates and will not issue refunds on that basis unfortunately. So please make sure that you order in good time.

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08/12/2023
Tracy SVG verified by SHOP
United States United States

Good quality

A
21/08/2023
Anonymous
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Fantastic birthday present

Excellent quality and service

SW
07/04/2022
Stephen W.
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Excellent product

Certainly made an impression

ST
10/01/2022
shaun T.
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Purchase of t-shirt

Overall everything is very good Good quality t-shirt and good delivery service

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18/06/2021
Anonymous
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Best Tshirt

If my grandsons liked them who am I to argue with them